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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Hey Ladies, Here’s Clay Matthews for HUGO BOSS

08/21/2014 - 11:00 am

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Clay Matthews for HUGO BOSS

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is looking quite debonair in his new ad campaign for HUGO BOSS. Here he is. You’re welcome, ladies.

You’re the Best

08/21/2014 - 7:00 am

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Packers fans lined up for Family Night tickets

Green Bay Packers fans are the best. You know it, I know it and now Forbes knows it. They went and did some scientific shit to figure it out. Good work.

Colt Lyerla is Back

08/20/2014 - 4:34 pm

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Colt Lyerla

A day after getting waived, rookie tight end Colt Lyerla is a member of the Green Bay Packers again. He’s on injured reserve, but that’s better than nothing.

Several More Packers Now Eligible for the Practice Squad

08/20/2014 - 3:00 pm

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Chris Banjo

The NFL has expanded the practice squad from eight to 10 players and made more guys eligible, which is good news for some Green Bay Packers. Here’s who.

Rajion Neal Probably Isn’t Making the Roster

08/20/2014 - 10:00 am

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Rajion Neal

Rookie running back Rajion Neal started strong for the Green Bay Packers. Then he got injured and it’s more severe than advertised. So long, Rajion.

Nick Collins Has Officially Retired

08/19/2014 - 8:24 pm

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Nick Collins

Former Green Bay Packers safety Nick Collins has officially called it a career. He announced his somewhat overdue retirement on Twitter Tuesday night.

Colt Lyerla Has Been Waived

08/19/2014 - 2:48 pm

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Colt Lyerla

Tight end Colt Lyerla is no longer a member of the Green Bay Packers, at least for the moment. The team waived the rookie on Tuesday.

Aaron Rodgers Played Some Receiver Today

08/19/2014 - 12:29 pm

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Aaron Rodgers: wide receiver

The Green Bay Packers split out quarterback Aaron Rodgers at receiver today. And why not? The guy can do it all, can’t he? Well, can’t he…

Who the Hell is This Jayrone Elliott Character?

08/19/2014 - 6:00 am

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Jayrone Elliott

Outside linebacker Jayrone Elliott went from unknown to flavor of the week after his three-sack performance on Saturday. He’ll still have a tough time making the Green Bay Packers though.

Brandon Bostick’s Chances of Starting Just Took a Hit

08/18/2014 - 1:53 pm

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Brandon Bostick

Brandon Bostick’s chanced of starting at tight end for the Green Bay Packers just took a hit. He’ll miss two weeks with a leg injury. Time to get on that Richard Rodgers bandwagon!

Uh Oh, Derek Sherrod!

08/18/2014 - 9:58 am

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Derek Sherrod

Well, the Green Bay Packers are probably in trouble if David Bakhtiari or Bryan Bulaga goes down. Former first-round pick Derek Sherrod looked atrocious on Saturday.

Who the Hell is This Mike Pennel Character?

08/17/2014 - 9:38 am

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Mike Pennel

Defensive tackle Mike Pennel appears to be the Green Bay Packers latest undrafted free agent find. So who is this guy and where did he come from? We’ll tell you.

Packers Trounce Rams in Second Preseason Contest

08/16/2014 - 4:12 pm

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Aaron Rodgers vs. St. Louis Rams

The Green Bay Packers beat the St. Louis Rams 21-7 in their second preseason contest. It featured the debut of the full first-team offense and boy was that pretty.

Rodgers, Nelson Hanging with the St. Louis Cardinals

08/16/2014 - 8:31 am

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My god do I hate the St. Louis Cardinals. Green Bay Packers Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson are all buddy buddy with them though. So here’s a Cardinals rant.

Randall Cobb or Micah Hyde Probably Returning Something

08/15/2014 - 12:42 pm

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Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers are ready to throw caution to the wind and let their best players return kicks. That means Micah Hyde and Randall Cobb returning.

Scott Tolzien and Matt Flynn is a Toss Up

08/15/2014 - 7:00 am

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Scott Tolzien and Matt Flynn

Scott Tolzien has pulled even with Matt Flynn in the race to be the Green Bay Packers backup quarterback. With another week like last, it will be his job to lose.

Great, Morgan Burnett is Definitely Starting This Year

08/14/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safeties coach Darren Perry has confirmed that Morgan Burnett will be starting at safety for the team this year. We’re real pleased.

Julius Peppers will Start Playing When He Feels Like It

08/14/2014 - 10:00 am

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Julius Peppers

Julius Peppers has been dogging it all preseason and he’s going to continue dogging it until the regular season starts, thank you very much.

Hey Guys, Remember When the Packers Drafted All Defense?

08/14/2014 - 6:00 am

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Packers 2012 draft

In 2012 Ted Thompson and the Green Bay Packers were hell bent on fixing their defense, so they drafted defenders with their first six picks. Obviously, they did some real good work.

This Bro is Awesome and Is Totally Getting Laid

08/13/2014 - 3:41 pm

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Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl champions tattoo

This bro believes in the Dallas Cowboys so much he got a tattoo saying they’re 2015 Super Bowl champs. Awesome, bro! You’re totally getting laid!