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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Tramon Williams: Not Playing Checkers

11/28/2014 - 3:24 pm

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Tramon Williams

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams wins the hyperbole of the week award for his comments about facing the New England Patriots offense. Well done, buddy!

Nick Perry Has a Shot to Play This Weekend

11/28/2014 - 12:33 pm

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Nick Perry

The Green Bay Packers have officially listed outside linebacker Nick Perry as questionable for this weekend’s showdown with the New England Patriots.

Willie Young is the Biggest Turkey

11/28/2014 - 10:28 am

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Willie Young

Willie Young is a defensive end for the Chicago Bears. Willie Young is also a moron. For his unoriginal sack dance after a non-sack, he’s our turkey of Thanksgiving.

A.J. Hawk Isn’t Hurt, Just Slow and Dumb

11/28/2014 - 8:21 am

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A.J. Hawk

The Green Bay Packers have something awesome in inside linebacker A.J. Hawk. Today we learned that Hawk not only sucks, but would play through injury to keep sucking.

Be Thankful for the Ultimate Jay Cutler Video

11/27/2014 - 8:55 am

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Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman

It’s Thanksgiving and as Green Bay Packers fans, we’re thankful for many things. Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is high on that list. Here’s the ultimate Cutler video.

Olivia Munn is Trying to Move In

11/26/2014 - 2:33 pm

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Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers

You should all be super pleased. At least those of you who live in Green Bay. Olivia Munn is trying to move in with Aaron Rodgers. Lucky Aaron!

Perry, Bush and Lang Are Your Non-Participants

11/26/2014 - 1:18 pm

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Nick Perry

Nick Perry, Jarrett Bush and T.J. Lang were non-participants for the Green Bay Packers in practice on Wednesday. Meanwhile, two guys returned to practice.

Bill Belichick Knows What Makes Brady and Rodgers Similar

11/26/2014 - 9:00 am

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Bill Belichick

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick was asked what makes quarterbacks Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers similar. Here’s how he broke that down. Perfectly.

Aaron Rodgers was Not Trolling

11/25/2014 - 2:13 pm

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Aaron Rodgers Grape Crush

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers insists he was not trolling the Minnesota Vikings with that Grape Crush. Awfully coincidental if you ask us.

Jordy Nelson is on the Cover of SI

11/25/2014 - 12:17 pm

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Jordy Nelson

Sports Illustrated says Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is the NFL’s most dangerous deep threat. They also slapped him on this week’s cover. Here it is.

The Super Bowl will be Played This Weekend

11/25/2014 - 6:00 am

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Packers-Patriots Super Bowl

The Green Bay Packers will meet the New England Patriots this weekend. According to all of the unoriginal media hype, the game will also be the Super Bowl.

The Longest One-Yard TD Pass Ever

11/24/2014 - 5:40 pm

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Aaron Rodgers to Richard Rodgers

They’ll write about this one in the history books, son. It’s Aaron Rodgers to Richard Rodgers with the longest one-yard touchdown ever. Still only one yard!

Aaron Rodgers is in Big Trouble

11/24/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Aaron Rodgers Grape Crush

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers dared to drink a soft drink not made by an NFL sponsor on Sunday. Now the NFL is probably going to take his birthday away.

Five More: Packers 24, Vikings 21

11/24/2014 - 12:03 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers did what they needed to do to get by a game Minnesota Vikings club 24-21. Here are five more thoughts on the win that put the Packers in first.

Packers Squeak By Vikings, Claim First Place

11/23/2014 - 1:36 pm

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Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers got out of Minnesota with a 24-21 win over the Vikings, thanks largely to running back Eddie Lacy. The win puts them in first in the NFC North.

Just a Reminder: Charles Woodson is Still Awesome

11/21/2014 - 11:00 am

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Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson is washed up. That’s what the Green Bay Packers said when they released him. Charles Woodson proved again last night that is not the case.

Capers has More in Store for Clay Matthews

11/21/2014 - 9:00 am

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews moved from outside linebacker to inside linebacker and saw his production increase dramatically. Defensive coordinator Dom Capers says he still has more in store.

Brett Favre is on the Packers’ Bandwagon

11/21/2014 - 6:00 am

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Brett Favre

Hey everyone, it’s Bearded Brett Favre stopping by to tell us the Green Bay Packers are the best team in the NFC and are going to the Super Bowl. Wooooo!

Clay Matthews is Not Worried

11/20/2014 - 4:34 pm

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Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has a groin injury… again. He’s not worried about playing with it though and says he’s better than last time.

Here’s All That Talk About Avoiding Complacency

11/20/2014 - 1:24 pm

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Randall Cobb and James Starks

The Green Bay Packers are on a roll and everyone is jumping on the bandwagon. So can the team avoid becoming complacent? Why, of course they can!