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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Jay Cutler Takes Care of Kids Like He Plays Football

01/26/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Jay Cutler and son

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not very good at playing football and it turns out he’s not very good at taking care of his kids either. Surprising.

Washington Interested in Alonzo Highsmith

01/26/2015 - 11:00 am

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Alonzo Highsmith and Sam Shields

Washington has requested permission to talk to Green Bay Packers senior personnel executive Alonzo Highsmith. Welcome to the offseason.

Jordy Nelson and Clay Matthews Celebrate at Pro Bowl

01/26/2015 - 8:51 am

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Jordy Nelson and Clay Matthews celebrate

Clay Matthews and Jordy Nelson celebrated with each other after Nelson scored a touchdown in the second quarter of the Pro Bowl. This wouldn’t be noteworthy, except they were on different teams.

Sam Shields Says Dez Bryant Caught that Ball

01/24/2015 - 1:53 pm

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Dez Bryant says that was a catch

Just like Dez Bryant, Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields doesn’t know the rules of what constitutes a catch either. Go ahead and ask him.

Quick Look at the Green Bay Packers Free Agents

01/24/2015 - 10:09 am

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Randall Cobb

It’s the offseason and that means free agency. Here’s a look at the Green Bay Packers free agents. Two of these guys are going to command some big money.

Here’s More NFL Bad Lip Reading

01/23/2015 - 3:00 pm

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NFL Bad Lip Reading

We’ve got nothing more to say this week, so fuck it. Let’s have a laugh. Here’s another version of NFL Bad Lip Reading.

Someone is Suing the NFL Over Dez Bryant Non-Catch

01/23/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Dez Bryant

A Dallas Cowboys fan is suing the NFL for $89 billion for ruling that Dez Bryant did not make a fourth down catch in the divisional playoff game with the Green Bay Packers.

Packers Predictably Last in Special Teams Rankings

01/23/2015 - 10:53 am

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Tim Masthay

How bad were the Green Bay Packers special teams in 2014? They were the worst according to the Dallas Morning News’ special teams rankings. We are not surprised.

Finally, Someone Else Wants to Fire Shawn Slocum

01/22/2015 - 3:05 pm

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Shawn Slocum

Year after year, the Green Bay Packers are bad on special teams. The one constant is special teams coach Shawn Slocum. Well, he may FINALLY be on his way out.

Alex Van Pelt isn’t Going Anywhere

01/22/2015 - 1:30 pm

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Alex Van Pelt

The Green Bay Packers have denied permission for other teams to interview quarterbacks coach Alex Van Pelt, which means he won’t be going anywhere at the moment.

Seattle Seahawks Got Away with Two Uncalled Penalties

01/22/2015 - 11:14 am

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Michael Bennett is offsides

The Seattle Seahawks got away with two uncalled penalties in their NFC Championship win over the Green Bay Packers. Two penalties that could have altered the game dramatically.

Mike McCarthy’s Brother Died

01/22/2015 - 8:32 am

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Mike McCarthy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy’s younger brother Joe died suddenly on Wednesday morning. Condolences to the McCarthy family.

What Lies Ahead for Green Bay Packers

01/22/2015 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers just suffered a crushing overtime playoff defeat, which reminds us of two very similar defeats. How did those teams rebound, you ask? Let’s take a look.

Mum’s the Word on Clay Matthews

01/21/2015 - 3:00 pm

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews wasn’t injured, but he wasn’t on the field for several key plays late in the fourth quarter of the loss to Seattle. We want some fucking answers!

Jon Ryan Really Stuck it to the Packers

01/21/2015 - 1:00 pm

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Jon Ryan

Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan did The Belt celebration after throwing a touchdown against his former team on Sunday. Here’s footage of Ryan sticking it to the Pack.

Olivia Munn Didn’t Know who Aaron Rodgers Was

01/21/2015 - 11:10 am

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Olivia Munn on Conan

Olivia Munn was on Conan last night and naturally, they talked about her boyfriend, Aaron Rodgers. Munn revealed that she had no idea who Rodgers was when they met. And also, meat.

Aaron Rodgers: This One will Stick with You

01/21/2015 - 8:17 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Like the rest of us, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is having a hard time dealing with the team’s NFC Championship loss to the Seattle Seahawks.

Alex Van Pelt Could be on the Move

01/21/2015 - 6:00 am

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Alex Van Pelt

It’s the offseason and that means Green Bay Packers coaches are potentially in demand. Alex Van Pelt and Tom Clements are the first to draw interest from other teams.

Aaron Rodgers is Out of Pro Bowl

01/20/2015 - 2:13 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has pulled out of the Pro Bowl, which should come as a surprise to no one. He’s being replaced by a real deserving candidate.

Randall Cobb, Sam Shields Now Pro Bowlers

01/20/2015 - 10:00 am

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Randall Cobb

Not that we or you really give a rat’s ass, but the Green Bay Packers got two more Pro Bowlers. Randall Cobb and Sam Shields made it as replacements for two guys who aren’t playing.