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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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That’s Not the Belt, You Idiots!

10/30/2014 - 3:34 pm

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Lamarr Houston and Stephen Tulloch injuries

State Farm has managed to reduce idiotic shillery to a new low, but at least it’s at the expense of Stephen Tulloch and Lamarr Houston.

T.J. Lang Injury Isn’t Serious

10/30/2014 - 1:23 pm

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T.J. Lang

Green Bay Packers starting right guard T.J. Lang has a sprained ankle, which means there’s no structural damage. Lang will return when he returns.

Did you Catch Jordy Nelson at Game 7?

10/30/2014 - 9:17 am

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Jordy Nelson cheering on the Royals

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson was at game seven to cheer on his Kansas City Royals. Unfortunately, baseball again showed us why baseball sucks.

Jermichael Finley Still Thinks He’ll Be Back

10/29/2014 - 1:27 pm

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Jermichael Finley injury

Former Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley still thinks he’s going to play in the NFL again. He’s probably wrong, but hey, long live the dream!

Have we Mentioned that Olivia Munn is a Horrible Person?

10/29/2014 - 10:00 am

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Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is dating a despicable human being. We’ve heard that Olivia Munn is a horrible person. Now we’ve seen it too.

Of Course Randall Cobb Now Has a Clorox Ad

10/29/2014 - 8:40 am

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Randall Cobb with ketchup

Green Bay Packers receiver Randall Cobb got ketchup on his jersey after jumping in the stands, which makes him a prime candidate to be a Clorox pitchman.

Who Wants More Julius Peppers on Offense?

10/28/2014 - 1:44 pm

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Julius Peppers

The Green Bay Packers tried to throw Julius Peppers a pass on Sunday. He did not catch it, but he’ll probably get another shot on offense. Seems totally legit.

Mike McCarthy is Really Angry This Time!

10/28/2014 - 9:01 am

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Mark Ingram runs over Davon House

Mike McCarthy has seen enough of the Green Bay Packers’ inability to tackle opposing ball carriers. He says he might do something about it, but will probably just yell.

Here’s the Chicago Bears’ Season in a Nutshell

10/28/2014 - 6:00 am

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Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston got his first sack of the season in the fourth quarter of a 51-23 blowout loss. Naturally, he had to celebrate!

Donald Driver Had to Talk Kato Kaelin Off the Ledge

10/27/2014 - 4:08 pm

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Kato Kaelin and Donald Driver

Green Bay Packers fan and O.J. houseguest Kato Kaelin did not take the team’s loss to New Orleans very well. Donald Driver had to step in.

Five More: Saints 44, Packers 23

10/27/2014 - 1:57 pm

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Eddie Lacy

Here are five more thoughts on the New Orleans Saints 44-23 throttling of the Green Bay Packers, including kudos for Eddie Lacy and the return of Buffoon.

Aaron Rodgers Says Injury Not Serious

10/27/2014 - 9:08 am

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Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers tweaked his hamstring on Sunday night, but it isn’t serious. And neither are attempts to blame the loss on it.

Saints Bring Packers Back to Earth

10/26/2014 - 9:02 pm

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Mark Ingram

The New Orleans Saints were able to take advantage of the Green Bay Packers’ many mistakes to put together a season-saving 44-23 ass whooping.

Randall Cobb Blames the Contract Situation

10/26/2014 - 12:17 pm

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Randall Cobb

Green Bay Packers receiver Randall Cobb had a very slow start to the season. He blames his unsettled contract situation for that, but he’s put it behind him now.

Check Out This Idiot

10/25/2014 - 10:03 am

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Whistle Monster

The New Orleans Saints have a fan that calls himself Whistle Monster and he wants you to wear black to the game on Sunday night. Ohhhhhh boy!

Aaron Rodgers Got Olivia Munn a Ring

10/24/2014 - 2:32 pm

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Lee Brice, Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers got girlfriend Olivia Munn a ring. It’s not that ring, thankfully, but it’s a ring nonetheless. He’s whipped.

Datone Jones Still Out, Morgan Burnett Questionable

10/24/2014 - 11:35 am

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Datone Jones

The Green Bay Packers will be without Datone Jones for the third consecutive week. The news on safety Morgan Burnett is better. He has a decent chance to play.

We’ll Be Seeing More of Sam Barrington

10/24/2014 - 9:15 am

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Sam Barrington

In a surprise move, the Green Bay Packers started Sam Barrington at inside linebacker last week. Don’t be surprised if that happens again. Dom Capers says Barrington is in the rotation.

Now This Guy Looks Like Aaron Rodgers

10/23/2014 - 3:24 pm

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Aaron Rodgers lookalike

If you think Tom Wrigglesworth looks like Aaron Rodgers, wait until you see Eric Mueller. The Sheboygan Falls native looks exactly like QB1.

Time for Concern About Morgan Burnett

10/23/2014 - 12:22 pm

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safety Morgan Burnett missed his second day of practice in a row on Thursday and coach Mike McCarthy says he concerned.