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Mad Packer is the kind of guy you should sit beside at Lambeau. Just once. Find him on Twitter @1MadPacker.


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And He Pulled Up in a Windowless White Van…

03/29/2013 - 7:00 am

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Posted in Brad Childress, sports comedy | 3 comments

childresspedophile

After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again. Kansas City brings us this joy.

Jenn Sterger Wants to Be a WWE Diva

03/22/2013 - 6:56 am

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Posted in broads | 2 comments

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That’s right. We’re going to dust off this broad again, but only because she participated in a WWE Diva training program. Brett Favre probably approves.

Hey Everyone, Lance Easley is Still a Dick

03/04/2013 - 2:54 pm

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Posted in Seattle Seahawks | 44 comments

Lance Easley

Lance Easley, the dick who blew the last call of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Seattle Seahawks, is crying out for your attention once again. Let’s indulge him for the good of humanity.

Buy More Pulltabs, You Ingrates!

03/01/2013 - 7:00 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 4 comments

Vikings new stadium

The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven’t been buying enough pulltabs. Get to it, you ingrates!

You’ll Be Happy to Know Brett Favre is a Good Tipper

02/12/2013 - 12:14 pm

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Posted in Brett Favre | 19 comments

Brett Favre tip

Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre is a lot of things. A good tipper is among them, it seems. Here’s what tipping habits tell us about Favre.

Nick Barnett Gets Cut By Another Team

02/11/2013 - 1:43 pm

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Nick Barnett

Former Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Barnett is out of work again after getting cut by the awful Buffalo Bills. We’re pretty sad about the whole thing.

Best of Super Bowl XLVII

02/05/2013 - 1:30 pm

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Ed Reed

Super Bowl XLVII pretty much sucked in the grand scheme of things, but there were some good moments. Here are the best of Super Bowl XLVII.

Here’s Where Packers Writers Crititicize Packers Fans

01/24/2013 - 3:30 pm

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Posted in fans | 29 comments

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Did you know? It’s not the Green Bay Packers fault they suck balls in the playoffs. It’s the fans’ fault. You’re not creating enough home-field advantage or making enough tackles!

Eight Years Ago Today, Randy Moss Did This

01/09/2013 - 4:21 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings, San Francisco 49ers | 21 comments

Randy Moss moon

Never forget, Green Bay Packers fan. Even though he’s now with the San Francisco 49ers, Randy Moss is and always will be a turd. Here’s one of his finest Minnesota Vikings moments.

Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone

01/07/2013 - 3:37 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 36 comments

Christian Ponder's arm

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder missed his team’s loss to the Green Bay Packers with a sore vagina. He wants you all to know he’s really sorry, too.

Top 10 Green Bay Packers Stats We Wished They Kept

09/16/2009 - 1:00 pm

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Posted in sports comedy, Top 10 List | 3 comments

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It’s our first (and who knows, maybe last) Green Bay Packers’ Top 10 List – Top 10 Green Bay Packers’ Stats We Wished They Kept. 10. Times Aaron Rodgers has been asked about Brett Favre. 9. Games in which Mike McCarthy didn’t have a pen or pencil stuck in his hat. 8. Messages Reggie White received [...]

What Brett Favre Told Packers Fans

09/12/2009 - 7:00 am

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Posted in Brett Favre, fans | 9 comments

Brett Favre

From where I stand there is one big thing missing from this ridiculous Brett Favre saga – an acceptable message from him directly to Green Bay Packers’ fans. Doesn’t anyone think Favre owes Packers’ fans an explanation? Favre has enjoyed arguably the best career of any Packers’ player. Sure, he gave the Packers a lot, [...]