Sarah
Sarah is a writer and editor living in the Twin Cities, a lifelong Packers fan and an ardent supporter of all things anti-Vikings.
Posts by Sarah
Can Aaron Rodgers Bounce Back for the Packers?
11/11/2009 - 10:03 am
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Brett Favre, Dallas Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Kyle Orton, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tony Romo
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | No comments

A big question heading into the second half of the Green Bay Packers’ season is second year starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers and whether he can help reverse the team’s fortunes and make the Packers – now in second place in the NFC North at 4-4 – a playoff contender again. Rodgers is having a great [...]
Woodson Lone Packer on Midseason All-Pro Teams
11/10/2009 - 2:16 pm
Tags: Charles Woodson, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Charles Woodson | 3 comments

Green Bay Packers cornerback Charles Woodson has been named to Pro Football Weekly’s midseason All-Pro team. The selections, announced Tuesday, were voted on by editors at the publication. Woodson, 33, has forced one fumble and snagged four interceptions so far this season, including two – one of which he returned 37 yards for a touchdown [...]
It’s Time For McCarthy To Go
11/09/2009 - 11:18 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Mike McCarthy, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Posted in Mike McCarthy | 4 comments
I’ve never been a fan of Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy. Never liked his attitude, his disposition on the sidelines or his play calling. But after coaching the Green Bay Packers to a 13-3 record and an NFC championship berth in 2007, I’ve given him the benefit of the doubt. Many times. The following [...]
More Proof: Vikings Fans Really Are the Worst
11/04/2009 - 11:55 am
Tags: Adrian Peterson, Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 49 comments

As if we needed more proof that Minnesota Vikings fans are the worst fans in the NFL, but here you have it. Apparently, a 7-1 record and an all-star offense with quarterback Brett Favre and running back Adrian Peterson isn’t enough to draw Vikings fans to the MetroBarn. The team is facing possible blackouts if [...]
Johnny Jolly: The Embodiment of What’s Wrong in Green Bay
11/02/2009 - 9:25 am
Tags: Chester Taylor, Green Bay Packers, Johnny Jolly, Mike McCarthy, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Johnny Jolly, Mike McCarthy | 8 comments
Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly made some pretty boneheaded comments to the Green Bay Press-Gazette following Sunday’s 38-26 loss to the Minnesota Vikings, regarding his personal foul penalty. Jolly gave the Vikings a fresh set of downs in the first quarter after being flagged for head butting Vikings running back Chester Taylor. The [...]
Packers Simply Outplayed in Favre Bowl II Loss
11/01/2009 - 7:06 pm
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers, Jared Allen, Mike McCarthy, Minnesota Vikings, Percy Harvin
Posted in Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings | 5 comments

There’s really not much to analyze in the Green Bay Packers’ 38-26 loss to the Minnesota Vikings Sunday in Favre Bowl II at Lambeau Field. Vikings QB Brett Favre was booed – and booed heartily – pretty much every time he stepped onto his old playing field. So was former Packers kicker Ryan Longwell, but [...]
Packers New Additions Ready for Action Against Vikings
10/29/2009 - 10:13 am
Tags: Ahman Green, Green Bay Packers, Jake Allen, Mark Tauscher, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Ahman Green, Mark Tauscher | No comments

Running back Ahman Green and tackle Mark Tauscher, both recently re-signed by the Green Bay Packers, will be ready to play in time for this Sunday’s rematch against the Minnesota Vikings at Lambeau Field. Green said he expects to play against the Vikings and Tauscher got some snaps at right tackle in place of starter [...]
Longwell Knows the Role of Packers Pariah Well
10/28/2009 - 10:30 am
Tags: Brett Favre, Lambeau Field, Minnesota Vikings, Ryan Longwell
Posted in Brett Favre, Ryan Longwell | 1 comment

If anyone knows what Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is going through this week as he prepares to return to Lambeau Field for the first time since signing with the purple and gold, it’s teammate Ryan Longwell. Longwell returned to Lambeau as a member of the rival Vikings in 2006 after spending his first nine [...]
Packers Need A Pass Catcher
10/26/2009 - 1:14 pm
Tags: Brett Swain, Green Bay Packers, Jake Allen, Jermichael Finley, Jordy Nelson
Posted in injuries, receivers | 2 comments

The Green Bay Packers are looking for a pass catcher following Monday’s news that receiver Brett Swain will have season-ending knee surgery and tight end Jermichael Finley will miss the Minnesota Vikings game with a knee sprain. With receiver Jordy Nelson out a couple more weeks with a knee sprain, that leaves the Packers with [...]
Total Packers is Now on Google News
10/23/2009 - 11:00 am
Tags: Google News, Total Packers
Posted in Total Packers | 1 comment

We’ve reached several milestones here at Total Packers as of late. Traffic has been consistently increasing, mostly because people like you keep coming back to read nonsense that comes out of our mouths. That’s awesome, and we sincerely thank you for reading. I’m not really one to toot my own horn because really, who cares [...]
Browns Game Takes on Extra Meaning for Matthews
10/22/2009 - 1:00 pm
Tags: Clay Matthews, Cleveland Browns
Posted in Clay Matthews III | No comments

For Green Bay Packers rookie outside linebacker Clay Matthews, this weekend’s game against the Browns in Cleveland will be more than the cakewalk it will be for the rest of the Packers. It will be a homecoming of sorts. Matthews’ father, Clay Jr., played linebacker for 16 seasons with the Browns (1978-93) after being drafted [...]
Favre Bowl II Stupidity Begins to Ramp Up
10/21/2009 - 1:00 pm
Tags: Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers, Jim Schmitt, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings | 15 comments
I’ve blogged before about the idiotic heights some Green Bay Packers’ fans are reaching in anticipation of Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre’s return to Lambeau Field on Nov. 1. In September, Chris Carriveau announced a “purification ceremony” at a “Black Sunday Event” Oct. 31, at which fans can toss their Favre Packers paraphernalia into a [...]
Packers Can’t Overlook the Cleveland Browns
10/21/2009 - 11:00 am
Tags: Cleveland Browns, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Cleveland Browns, Green Bay Packers | 1 comment

It would be easy for the Green Bay Packers to look past the 1-5 Cleveland Browns this weekend in anticipation of Favre Bowl II the following weekend (Nov. 1), when Brett Favre returns to Lambeau Field as a Minnesota Viking. The Vikings’ visit is easily one of the most anticipated games in Packers history, and [...]
Packers Drub Lions, But Look Ugly Doing It
10/18/2009 - 7:39 pm
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Calvin Johnson, Daunte Culpepper, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Jordy Nelson, Mason Crosby, Matthew Stafford
Posted in Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers | 5 comments

Kudos to the Green Bay Packers for taking it to the lowly Matt Stafford- and Calvin Johnson-less (and later, Daunte Culpepper-less) Detroit Lions at Lambeau Field on Sunday. The 26-0 shutout keeps the Packers’ home winning streak against the Lions alive at 19 games and gives the team a much-needed boost coming off their bye [...]
Bet Big: Lions May Be Without Stafford, Johnson on Sunday
10/15/2009 - 1:51 pm
Tags: Calvin Johnson, Daunte Culpepper, Dennis Northcutt, Derrick Williams, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, John Standeford, Matthew Stafford
Posted in Detroit Lions | No comments

If you’re a betting man or woman, now might be the time to consider placing a large wager on the Green Bay Packers in their contest with the Detroit Lions, this Sunday. As of today, it seems probable that the Lions could be without their two biggest offensive weapons when they face the Packers. Neither [...]
Trade Rumors Around the NFC North
10/15/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Clinton Hart, Green Bay Packers, Jay Cutler, Joe Thomas, Julius Peppers, NFL trade deadline, San Diego Chargers, St. Louis Rams, Steven Jackson, Ted Thompson, Terrell Owens, Tra Thomas
Posted in trades | 3 comments

The NFL trade deadline is Tuesday, and while there are very few in-season trades made in the NFL, that doesn’t stop people from speculating about what could or should happen. The Green Bay Packers have been linked to several names, but more on that in a moment. The most persistent rumor revolving around any NFC [...]
Packers Should Work Out Newly-Released Booty
10/14/2009 - 8:36 am
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Brian Brohm, Green Bay Packers, John David Booty, Matt Flynn, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 1 comment

In another brilliant move by Vikings coach Brad “Chilly” Childress, Minnesota released QB John David Booty from its practice squad on Wednesday and signed offensive tackle Clint Oldenburg, a Colorado State alum who played most recently for the Broncos. The move comes as somewhat of a surprise, given that the Vikings had gotten Booty through [...]
2009 Vikings: Favre’s Best Team Ever
10/13/2009 - 6:00 am
Tags: Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings | 8 comments

During media comments following the Minnesota Vikings’ 38-10 drubbing of the St. Louis Rams on Sunday, quarterback Brett Favre made some waves by saying the team was the best he’s ever played on. “I think, physically and from a talent level, this is the best team I’ve ever been on,” Favre said. But Favre didn’t [...]
Do the Packers Miss Anthony Smith?
10/11/2009 - 11:25 am
Tags: Aaron Rouse, Anthony Smith, Atari Bigby, Derrick Martin, Green Bay Packers, Jarrett Bush
Posted in Anthony Smith | 1 comment

That’s the word, at least according to one report. The Packers cut safety Anthony Smith during their final roster cutdown, instead deciding to keep Jarret Bush and Aaron Rouse. The team also traded for Derrick Martin. Rouse has since been cut. Smith was pushing Atari Bigby for playing time during training camp and was easily [...]

