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Andrew Chitko

Andrew Chitko is a Packer fan who enjoys the mental and mathematical side of football just as much as the action and excitement on the field. "Cerebral Football" will focus on key coaching decisions, situational football, and other NFL-related topics deserving deeper analysis.


Posts by Andrew Chitko

Stream of Consciousness: Sweeping the Purple Pukes Edition

11/25/2014 - 9:00 am

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Richard Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers pulled out a nondescript 24-21 victory to sweep the Minnesota Vikings. Here are 10 quick hits on the game. The days of the massacre are gone.

Predictions: Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings

11/22/2014 - 9:28 am

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Teddy Bridgewater

The red-hot Green Bay Packers face another going-nowhere Minnesota Vikings squad on Sunday. Here’s how we’re picking the contest. Good luck, Vikings.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Eagles Edition

11/18/2014 - 9:13 am

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Randall Cobb

We’ve got 10 quick hitting thoughts on the Green Bay Packers stomping of the Philadelphia Eagles, including Aaron Rodgers’ brilliance and Randall Cobb’s reemergence.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: The Bears Still Suck Edition

11/10/2014 - 2:49 pm

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Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers beat down the Chicago Bears and here are 10 quick hits from the game. Oh, wait, only five since it wasn’t even really a game.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 8 (Saints Edition)

10/28/2014 - 11:00 am

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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix tried to tackle Mark Ingram

All prognosticators of sporting contests will be wrong on occasion. I was very wrong in predicting that the Packers would not only best the New Orleans Saints, but that they would dismantle and destroy them. For the moment, I shall hold the brim of my hat in both hands sternly at my belt and stare […]

Predictions: Green Bay Packers at New Orleans Saints

10/25/2014 - 1:43 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees

Shawn (5-2) – Whether I’m picking games or playing fantasy football, it always seems like my record imitates the Green Bay Packers’ record. Let’s hope that continues because I’m picking the Packers. Drew Brees has had some big games against the Packers, especially in New Orleans and because of that and his no-surprise sizable yardage total this […]

Stream of Consciousness: Week 7 (Abbreviated Edition)

10/21/2014 - 12:30 pm

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Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers blew out the Carolina Panthers on Sunday, so what’s there to say? We’ve got five quick thoughts instead of the usual 10.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 6 (Dolphins Edition)

10/14/2014 - 9:00 am

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Davante Adams

The Green Bay Packers escaped Miami with a win over the Dolphins on Sunday. Here are our 10 quick hitters, including thumbs up to Letroy Guion and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 5 (Vikings Edition)

10/05/2014 - 11:16 am

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Jordy Nelson and David Bakhtiari

Ten quick-hitting thoughts from the Green Bay Packers destruction of the Minnesota Vikings, including what the hell is up with Randall Cobb and David Bakhtiari?

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 4 (Bears Edition)

09/29/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Randall Cobb

Green Bay Packers 38, Chicago Bears 17. Andrew Chitko’s 10 quick hits from the game, including loads of praise for Matt Forte, Jordy Nelson and Randall Cobb.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 3 (Lions Edition)

09/22/2014 - 1:00 pm

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Mike Neal

Ten rapid-fire thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 19-7 loss to the Detroit Lions from Andrew Chitko. It’s Stream of Consciousness Monday. And it’s actually on Monday this time.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 2 (Seoul Edition)

09/16/2014 - 3:18 pm

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Jordy Nelson and Randall Cobb

Ten things that stood out from the Green Bay Packers week 2 win over the New York Jets, including guys who need more PT and play calls that were crap.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 1 (Friday Version)

09/05/2014 - 3:18 pm

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Eddie Lacy getting stuffed

In the aftermath of the Green Bay Packers 36-16 loss to the Seattle Seahawks, here’s Stream of Consciousness Monday (Friday version). Ten quick-hitters on the loss.

Mike McCarthy’s Achilles’ Heel Rears Its Ugly Head in Packers Loss

12/23/2013 - 1:00 pm

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Mike McCarthy

Situational football is not Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy’s strength. That was clearly on display in the Packers’ loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Packers Pixels: 10 Things You Might Have Missed in the Cowboys Game

12/18/2013 - 7:13 am

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Matt Flynn

There’s a good chance you were either uninterested for part of it or really drunk during all of it. Here’s what you might have missed in the Packers win over the Cowboys.

Packers Pixels: 10 Things You May Have Missed From the Falcons Game

12/11/2013 - 10:00 am

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Andrew Quarless

The Green Bay Packers scraped out a close win over the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday. Here are 10 things from the broadcast that you may have missed.

Packers Pixels: 10 Things You Might Have Missed in the Vikings Game

11/26/2013 - 10:14 am

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Adrian Peterson

Here’s another look at the broadcast of the Green Bay Packers tie with the Minnesota Vikings. We’ve got 10 things you may have hoped you missed. Ayo!

Packers Pixels: 10 Things You Might Have Missed in the Giants Game

11/19/2013 - 9:16 am

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Packers cornerback Tramon Williams makes a pick against the Giants

We’re taking a look at the broadcast of the Green Bay Packers loss to the New York Giants. Here are 10 things you might have missed, including buffoonery.

Packers Pixels: 10 Things You Might Have Missed in the Eagles Game

11/15/2013 - 9:30 am

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Philadelphia Eagles at Green Bay Packers

It’s one more look back at the broadcast of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in Packers Pixels. Here’s 10 things you may have missed.

Packers Pixels: 10 Things You Might Have Missed From the Bears Game

11/08/2013 - 10:00 am

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Seneca Wallace

Andrew takes one last look at the broadcast of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Chicago Bears on Monday night football for 10 things you may have missed.