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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Win An Aaron Rodgers T-shirt From MogoTXT

01/27/2011 - 9:18 am

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Aaron Rodgers t-shirt

Who gives away the best stuff? That’s right. We do. Today, we’re going to start up a contest where you can win an officially-licensed Aaron Rodgers t-shirt from MogoTXT. We’ve got two to give away, so there will be two big winners for this contest. First, here’s what you can win. Officially-licensed Aaron Rodgers t-shirt: [...]

TiVo Time: Chicago Bears

01/27/2011 - 6:00 am

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Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers are your 2010 NFC Champions. Here’s an in-depth look at how they won their grudge match with the Chicago Bears. 10:50, 1st quarter — The Bears won the coin toss and used the Packers’ strategy against them by deferring until the second half. It looks especially rosy for the home team [...]

Matthews Gets His Hair Deal

01/26/2011 - 5:37 pm

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Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Clay Matthews has been talking about getting a hair deal since Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu started popping up in those Head & Shoulders commercials. He finally got his wish. Matthews’ long blond mane is now the spokeshair for Suave. Ryan Williams of Athletes First, Matthews’ marketing agent, said the deal included media appearances [...]

Steelers’ Pouncey Will Miss Super Bowl

01/26/2011 - 4:02 pm

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Posted in Pittsburgh Steelers, Super Bowl XLV | 4 comments

Maurkice Pouncey

Pittsburgh Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey will miss the Super Bowl, according to teammate Chris Kemoeatu. Pouncey has been fitted for a cast, after suffering what was believed to be a high-ankle sprain in the AFC Championship game. Pouncey didn’t return after suffering the injury, but suggested after the game he’d play in the Super Bowl. [...]

Obama Gets A Green Bay Welcome

01/26/2011 - 1:35 pm

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Posted in Charles Woodson, Chicago Bears, Super Bowl XLV | 4 comments

Barack Obama

President Barack Obama flew into Green Bay this morning for an appearance and speech in Manitowoc. When he landed, the Chicago Bears fan was the recipient of two Green Bay Packers jerseys. The second, which is pictured above, was Charles Woodson’s No. 21 with the following personally signed message. “To President Obama See you at [...]

Barnett And Finley’s Whining Pays Off

01/26/2011 - 11:41 am

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Posted in Jermichael Finley, Nick Barnett, Super Bowl XLV | 14 comments

Jermichael Finley

Green Bay Packers Nick Barnett and Jermichael Finley took issue with the fact the team wasn’t going to include the players on injured reserve in the team’s Super Bowl photo. They whined about it on Twitter and now that whining has paid off. The team was initially slated to take the photo on Tuesday, in [...]

Packers Will Wear The Green

01/26/2011 - 9:00 am

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Posted in Super Bowl XLV | 7 comments

Greg Jennings

There seemed to be some question. Which uniforms will the Green Bay Packers wear in the Super Bowl? The Packers had the choice as the home team, which is determined not by record, but by a rotation between the NFC and AFC. This is the NFC’s year to be the home team. The Packers will [...]

Packers’ Season Historic For More Than Just The Super Bowl

01/26/2011 - 6:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers

The 2010 Green Bay Packers season is historic, but for another reason than their Super Bowl appearance. The Packers are the only team in NFL history to have six losses all by four points or fewer, according to Stats Inc. This team is also the first one to make the Super Bowl with only losses [...]

Viking Frank Walker Wants To Recruit You… For Porn

01/25/2011 - 4:46 pm

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Frank Walker

Minnesota Vikings cornerback Frank Walker wants to get you involved in porn. That is, if you’re a hot chick. Walker sent this Tweet out last week. “New porn site coming soon and my boy is looking for females. Paying like 200 to 700 per hour.” Of course, as is Twitter protocol, when someone well known [...]

Finley, Barnett Ticked About Team Photo

01/25/2011 - 1:48 pm

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Posted in Jermichael Finley, Nick Barnett, Super Bowl XLV | 27 comments

Jermichael Finley

Linebacker Nick Barnett and tight end Jermichael Finley are pissed. They’re not pissed because they won’t get to play in the Super Bowl. They’re pissed because they won’t be a part of the Green Bay Packers Super Bowl team photo. Apparently no on injured reserve will be. Both players took to Twitter this morning to [...]

Woodson Takes A Shot At Obama

01/25/2011 - 11:06 am

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Charles Woodson

I like Green Bay Packers cornerback Charles Woodson more every day. Woodson gave a rousing post-game locker room speech to the rest of the Packers after they beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday. At the end, Woodson takes a shot at president Barack Obama, who’s a Bears fan. Obama said he would attend the Super [...]

Chicago Car Salesman Fired For Packers Tie

01/25/2011 - 9:15 am

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Think Chicago Bears fans are a little butt hurt about losing the NFC Championship game to the Green Bay Packers? Jerry Roberts sure as hell is. Roberts fired John Stone on Monday after he refused to remove a Packers tie he claims to have work to honor his late grandmother, a Packers fan. Stone worked [...]

Here’s Your Chance To Win Super Bowl Tickets

01/25/2011 - 7:46 am

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Dallas Super Bowl Hunt

We’ve got a little contest for you. The prize — two tickets to see the Green Bay Packers beat the Pittburgh Steelers in Dallas. The prize package also includes four nights accommodations and $500 toward travel. Here’s the deal. Go to the Visit Dallas Facebook page. Like it. Follow @DallasSBHunt on Twitter. The latter will [...]

Packers Have Three All-Pros

01/24/2011 - 4:53 pm

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Clay Matthews

Three members of the Green Bay Packers were named to the All-Pro team. Clay Matthews made the first team and Charles Woodson and Nick Collins made second team. The full squad is as follows. Offense QB: Tom Brady, New England RB: Jamaal Charles, Kansas City; Arian Foster, Houston FB: Vonta Leach, Houston TE: Jason Witten, [...]

Jay Cutler Is Weak And Everyone Knows It

01/24/2011 - 11:58 am

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Jay Cutler

How does your starting quarterback not finish the NFC Championship game? Ask the Chicago Bears. Jay Cutler left the NFC Championship game in the third quarter with what turned out to be a sprained MCL. He then stood and watched the rest of the game from the sideline. You’d think they would have had to [...]

Fuck The Chicago Bears, I’m Getting Drunk!

01/23/2011 - 3:32 pm

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Posted in game analysis | 30 comments

There will be no posts today other than this one. The reason for this being is the Green Bay Fucking Packers are going to the Super Bowl and the Chicago Bears can suck my fucking ass! I’m getting drunk! Yeah!

Predictions: Packers vs. Bears

01/22/2011 - 12:00 pm

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Posted in 2011 NFC Championship game, predictions | 25 comments

Devin Hester

Steffen: If you’re like me, this past week of hype has been cringe-inducing. On one hand, it’s pretty sweet to have just about everyone on TV or the radio gushing about Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers. Of course, there are some detractors (Colin Cowherd spent most of Friday morning declaring Rodgers no better [...]

Trgovac Could Be On His Way Out

01/22/2011 - 9:00 am

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Mike Trgovac

Green Bay Packers defensive line coach Mike Trgovac looks like he’s going to have some job offers once the Packers season ends. The Denver Broncos — who’ve hired Trgovac’s former boss, John Fox, as their head coach — appear ready to offer Trgovac their defensive coordinator job. It’s a role Trgovac is familiar with — [...]

Barack Has A Little Problem

01/22/2011 - 6:00 am

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Posted in 2011 NFC Championship game | No comments

Barack Obama is a Chicago boy, so he’s a Chicago Bears fan. Well, fuck him. Such poor judgment makes him unfit to lead the free world. I kid, of course. Anyway, here’s a funny video the guys at PM Sports sent my way. In it, President Douche finds his inner circle has been infiltrated by [...]

Hello From Charlie Lane

01/21/2011 - 5:38 pm

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Charlie Lane

You know how we feel about porn stars, and broads in general, here at Total Packers. We like them! So, when we can combine the Green Bay Packers and broads, well… I’ve got a humongous erection right now. Charlie Lane is a porn star. She’s also from Wisconsin. She also likes the Green Bay Packers. [...]

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