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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Packers’ Worst Draft Ever Set Tone For Decade

04/12/2011 - 7:00 am

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Those of us who lived through the 1980s Green Bay Packers would like to forget the experience. Other than the 1989 season, the whole decade was pretty much a loss. The highlights were few and far between. Sure, we got some good shots in on the Chicago Bears. Charles Martin killed their shot for a [...]

You’re Hurting Jay Cutler’s Feelings!

04/11/2011 - 2:00 pm

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Jay Cutler

The Chicago Bears main mouth breather, Jay Cutler, is finally talking. Cutler hasn’t spoken publicly since the Bears lost to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship game, while everyone with any sense questioned his toughness for not playing the second half of the game.

Gbaja-Biamila, Wisconsin Senator?

04/11/2011 - 10:49 am

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Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila

Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila, former Green Bay Packers defensive end, sacked a lot of quarterbacks in his day. He won’t be sacking any Wisconsin politicians, though… yet. It was news to us, but there was speculation Gbaja-Biamila might run for the Wisconsin Senate in the event State Sen. Dave Hansen (D-Green Bay) were to face a recall this summer. [...]

Jenn Sterger Is Back!

04/11/2011 - 7:18 am

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Jenn Sterger

You knew this day would come and I’m sure you were waiting with bated breath. Jenn Sterger will appear on Good Morning America this week to discuss Brett Favre’s pursuit of her when both were with the New York Jets. Said pursuit ultimately led to all of us getting to see Favre’s tiny penis, something [...]

Illinois Governor Hasn’t Paid NFC Championship Bet

04/10/2011 - 1:16 pm

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Pat Quinn

It won’t surprise anyone a politician is full of shit. Illinois governor Pat Quinn made a bet with Wisconsin governor Scott Walker over the Green Bay Packers NFC Championship tilt with the Chicago Bears. The loser of the bet agreed to work at a food pantry in the winner’s state wearing the opposing team’s gear. [...]

2011 Green Bay Packers Draft Preview

04/08/2011 - 3:26 pm

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Torrey Smith

The Green Bay Packers chose at No. 32 in the 2011 NFL Draft. While the team doesn’t have many glaring holes, there are several areas they need to shore up and improve. Primarily, the Packers need a pass-rushing outside linebacker to complement Clay Matthews, upgrades on the left side of the offensive line and center, and defensive line and wide receiver depth.

Barnett May Renegotiate Deal

04/07/2011 - 2:49 pm

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Nick Barnett

Nick Barnett wants to finish his career with the Green Bay Packers. He made that abundantly clear Thursday, saying he’s willing to work with the organization to make it happen. The Packers may have other ideas, though.

Brett Favre: Humanitarian

04/07/2011 - 11:13 am

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Brett Favre

This must be his penance for sending those dirty text messages. Brett Favre will be hosting a 7-on-7 football camp for high school players at Southern Mississippi on June 14. The proceeds, which will probably be plentiful, will go to benefit his wife Deanna’s charity, Favre 4 Hope. “I look forward to spending the day [...]

Where Are They Now? Packers’ Draft Busts: 1990-1999

04/07/2011 - 7:00 am

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Jonathan Brown

The Green Bay Packers have had their share of draft busts over the years. Some have been epic (Tony Mandarich), while others have snuck out of town almost unnoticed (Terrence Murphy). Well, thankfully we’re here to dredge up your past failures, point our gnarled, crooked, judgmental fingers at you and cackle. For you’ve shamed the [...]

And Aaron Rodgers’ New Broad Is…

04/06/2011 - 12:58 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Destiny Newton

You’ll probably remember when we posted that photo of our man Aaron Rodgers in Hawaii with some blond broad, last week. Yup, the one with the tramp stamp. Well, it turns out someone has identified her. Terez Owens says the chick is Destiny Newton and the Green Bay Packers main man has been seeing her [...]

Bears Will Target Cullen Jenkins

04/06/2011 - 9:00 am

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Cullen Jenkins

The Chicago Bears will target Green Bay Packers defensive end Cullen Jenkins whenever free agency begins, according to John Mullin of CSN Chicago. The Bears are looking to improve their defensive line and after re-signing defensive tackle Anthony Adams, Jenkins will be the team’s second priority.

Work Stoppage Does Not Apply To These Packers

04/06/2011 - 7:00 am

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Desmond Bishop

The NFL and their rules are stupid. Here we are in the midst of a lockout, the players no longer have a functioning union, they’re suing the league and the rules dictate players cannot talk to coaches or team executives. Players cannot be at team facilities. No offseason programs can be conducted. Team executives cannot [...]

Ranking Coaches: McCarthy Is Fourth

04/05/2011 - 3:15 pm

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Mike McCarthy

ESPN continued their NFL power ranking series with the coach rankings. So where is this year’s Super Bowl winning coach? The Green Bay Packers’ Mike McCarthy came in fourth. Leading the way was the New England Patriots’ Bill Belichick and his three Super Bowl wins.

Where Are They Now? Packers’ Draft Busts: 2000-2010

04/05/2011 - 10:27 am

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Brian Brohm

The Green Bay Packers have had their share of draft busts over the years. Some have been epic (Tony Mandarich), while others have snuck out of town almost unnoticed (Terrence Murphy). Well, thankfully we’re here to dredge up your past failures, point our gnarled, crooked, judgmental fingers at you and cackle. For you’ve shamed the [...]

Akeem Ayers: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

04/05/2011 - 7:00 am

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Akeem Ayers

UCLA linebacker Akeem Ayers seems to be rising up draft boards after a strong pro day — one at which Green Bay Packers general manager Ted Thompson was in attendance. Ayers (6-2 1/2, 259) was largely considered a second-round talent, but appears to have put himself on the cusp of the first round after posting times of [...]

Packers Throw Out First Pitch, Brewers Immediately Sign Them

04/04/2011 - 4:08 pm

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Packers first pitch

Twelve members of the world champion Green Bay Packers were on hand for the Milwaukee Brewers home opener Monday afternoon to throw out the first pitch… er, pitches. I’m only kidding about the Brewers signing anyone, but hell, none of the Packers have anything to do during the damn lockout and the Brewers supposedly vaunted [...]

Packers’ Five-Year Draft Run Best In NFL

04/04/2011 - 11:22 am

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers have the best draft run over the past five years, according to Matt Maiocco of Comcast Sportsnet. The team still has 57 percent of the players they’ve chosen on their roster (27 out of 47) — only five teams have more. The rankings also consider how many star players, busts and how [...]

Owners Refused To Meet With Players

04/04/2011 - 9:02 am

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Roger Goodell

In advance of Wednesday’s scheduled court date, where the players have charged NFL owners with antitrust violations, you’d think the league would be interested in going back to the bargaining table. They have, in fact, made public pleas for the players to return to negotiations. Well, that was obviously all bullshit. John Clayton reports the [...]

More Packers Rap

04/03/2011 - 8:22 pm

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It may not be Lil’ Wayne’s Green and Yellow, but it’s not the worse thing I’ve heard. Here’s Def Crew’s Green Bay Packers Anthem. (Via AllGreenBayPackers.com)

Really?

04/02/2011 - 7:00 am

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Favre Cubs jersey

This person’s parents shouldn’t have reproduced. Other than that, I have no words. Oh, it’s a Chicago Cubs jersey. Good luck breaking your unparalleled record of futility. (Via Deadspin)