Monty McMahon
Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.
Posts by Monty McMahon
Cowboys’ Marvel Gear Makes Fans Even Douchier [Photos]
07/07/2011 - 6:00 am
Tags: Dallas Cowboys, Marvel Comics
Posted in Dallas Cowboys | 5 comments
They’re not the Minnesota Vikings or Chicago Bears, but the Dallas Cowboys hold a special place in our cold, dark hearts right next to those two despicable franchises. That is to say, their organization is filled with douchebags from the top down. Earlier this week, those douchebags announced a partnership with Marvel Entertainment.
Underwood’s Wife Changes Story
07/06/2011 - 10:45 am
Tags: Brandie Underwood, Brandon Underwood, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Brandon Underwood | 1 comment
Green Bay Packers defensive back Brandon Underwood didn’t have anything to say after today’s court appearance, but his wife Brandie sure did. Underwood is facing a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge stemming from an incident in June where he allegedly ripped a necklace off his wife’s neck and then dragged her from his vehicle.
Underwood Up To No Good: Part 2
07/06/2011 - 6:00 am
Tags: Brandon Underwood, Davon House, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Brandon Underwood | 8 comments
Maybe it’s the humidity, but Green Bay Packers cornerback Brandon Underwood just can’t stop doing stupid shit. Underwood, who was accused of sexual assault last summer after an incident involving two prostitutes — he would plead no contest to a prostitution charge in March — is now being charged with disorderly conduct.
Brandt Opens Door On Favre Return
07/05/2011 - 3:27 pm
Tags: Brett Favre, Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers, Christian Ponder, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Brett Favre | 5 comments
Not that anyone needs to help out in this department because it always has a life of its own, but NFL.com’s Gil Brandt has opened the door on the possible return of one Brett Favre… again. Brandt says Favre might be getting the itch again, but this year things are a little different.
We Lose Games In 10 Days
07/05/2011 - 9:39 am
Tags: Collective Bargaining Agreement, NFL, NFL lockout, NFLPA
Posted in Collective Bargaining Agreement | No comments
As negotiations between the NFL and players drag on, we’re about to come up on our first real deadline, whether anyone wants to admit it or not. It’s widely believed if a new labor deal isn’t complete by July 15, the NFL will have to start canceling games. Whether regular-season games will be affected remains [...]
Aaron Rodgers On Jimmy Kimmel Live [Video]
07/02/2011 - 9:40 am
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers, Jimmy Kimmel Live
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 1 comment
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night. He talked about his music endeavor, the Super Bowl and rookie hazing, among other things. Here’s his segment in its entirety.
The Make: Get It [Video]
07/01/2011 - 1:04 pm
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers, The Make
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 8 comments
Here’s the video for Get It, the first release from The Make, which is first band signed to Aaron Rodgers’ record label Suspended Sunrise Recordings. Watch for the cameo from Rodgers.
Own Your Own Fake Super Bowl Ring
07/01/2011 - 9:05 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Super Bowl XLV
Posted in Super Bowl XLV | No comments
The Green Bay Packers are selling Super Bowl rings — fake ones. Fans can now buy replica Super Bowl XLV rings from the team because, you know, you won the Super Bowl too. Season ticket holders and shareholders can get a 10-karat ring identifying them as such for $2,499 or a cheap-ass version for $399. [...]
Guns In Lambeau Field – Yeeeeehaaaaaw!
06/30/2011 - 11:44 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Lambeau Field
Posted in Lambeau Field | 17 comments
Wisconsin’s expected new gun law, which will allow adults with a permit and proper training to carry a concealed handgun, has people wondering if fans might be able to bring guns into Lambeau Field. There’s a lot of confusion surrounding the issue at the moment.
A Medical Investigation Of Packers Fans’ Thin Skin
06/30/2011 - 6:00 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in fans, sports comedy | 5 comments
MADISON – In what anthropologists and health care professionals are calling an unprecedented and historical breakthrough in medical science, a University of Wisconsin study reported in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association claims that Green Bay Packer fans have “genetically cultivated –- over a long period of time –- the most significantly diaphanous epidermis [...]
Rodgers Fourth In NFL Power Rankings
06/29/2011 - 12:45 pm
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Clay Matthews, Drew Brees, Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Colts, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 7 comments
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers finished fourth in EPSN’s top NFL players power rankings. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady easily took top honors with six first-place votes and 78 total points. The Indianapolis Colts’ Peyton Manning was second, followed by the New Orleans Saints’ Drew Brees.
Nick Collins: Jay Cutler Really Stinks
06/29/2011 - 6:00 am
Tags: Chicago Bears, Colin Cowherd, Green Bay Packers, Jay Cutler, Nick Collins
Posted in Jay Cutler, Nick Collins | 13 comments
Hey, we’ve been saying it for some time and Green Bay Packers safety Nick Collins agrees: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler stinks. Actually, Collins didn’t utter the exact words, but he did convey the message. During an appearance on Colin Cowherd’s radio show Tuesday morning, Cowherd asked Collins’ opinion on who the toughest quarterback in the NFL is to face.
Fuzzy Thurston In Trouble; Packers Fans To The Rescue?
06/28/2011 - 6:01 pm
Tags: Fuzzy Thurston, Green Bay Packers
Posted in fans, Fuzzy Thurston | 7 comments
Former Green Bay Packers guard Fuzzy Thurston has some money problems. They’re the stupid kind of money problems, too. Fuzzy thought he could beat the taxman. Fuzzy, not surprisingly, was mistaken. The Fuzz owes $1.7 million in back taxes and he’s apparently been battling the government for 28 years. So, the government seized Thurston’s Super [...]
Packers Get Five ESPY Nominations, No One Cares
06/28/2011 - 11:19 am
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Clay Matthews, ESPN, ESPYs, Green Bay Packers, Mike McCarthy
Posted in Aaron Rodgers, Clay Matthews III, ESPN, Mike McCarthy | 4 comments
The ESPYs, ESPN’s concocted sports award show, is on par with the Xbiz Awards as far as I’m concerned. Oh, you don’t know what the Xbiz Awards are? Well, they’re the wannabe AVN Awards, which is essentially the Oscars of porn. So I guess that would make the Xbiz Awards the Golden Globes of porn. [...]
Just When You Thought Vikings Fans Couldn’t Get Any Dumber…
06/28/2011 - 6:00 am
Tags: Minnesota Vikings, The Official Birthday Boys
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 7 comments
Seriously, this is the dumbest thing you’ll see all day… wait, no, all week. Probably all month for that matter. The Minnesota Vikings are trying to get a new stadium. For the most part, no one cares including the fans.
Clay Matthews’ ESPYs Commercial
06/27/2011 - 12:24 pm
Tags: Clay Matthews, ESPYs, Green Bay Packers, Kevin Love, Minnesota Timberwolves, Seth Myers
Posted in Clay Matthews III | No comments
I was going to run this earlier, but EPSN didn’t give us embed codes when these were released. Thankfully, they’ve remedied that situation. Here’s Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews’ ESPYs commercial, which also features Minnesota Timberwolves forward Kevin Love and host Seth Myers.
Adrian Peterson Not Fired Up About Vikings’ Quarterbacks
06/25/2011 - 11:07 am
Tags: Adrian Peterson, Christian Ponder, Joe Webb, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 6 comments
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was asked several questions about the team’s quarterback situation and struggled to say anything positive about rookie Christian Ponder or default incumbent Joe Webb. Peterson suggests he can’t see Ponder starting when the season opens.
Here’s Darnell Dockett Dissing B.J. Raji
06/24/2011 - 10:48 am
Tags: Arizona Cardinals, B.J. Raji, Darnell Dockett, Green Bay Packers
Posted in B.J. Raji | 6 comments
Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is apparently not a fan of Green Bay Packers nose tackle B.J. Raji. He’s also not a fan of the NFL Network’s top 100 players list. Frankly, I don’t blame him for that. The list doesn’t make a lot of sense, but it’s voted on by players, so you [...]
Maintaining Focus Key For Packers’ Repeat
06/23/2011 - 2:23 pm
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Mike McCarthy
Posted in Super Bowl | 1 comment
Maintaining focus will be key for the Green Bay Packers entering the 2011 season. The team, which will add several starters who were injured in 2010 to an already talented nucleus, will be facing off-the-charts expectations. With the amount of talent the Packers have, I think it’s fair to say anything less than a repeat [...]