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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Clay Matthews as Clayface

04/05/2013 - 11:02 am

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Clayface Matthews

Clay Matthews is now a superhero villain. Artist Dave Rappoccio has rendered Matthews as Clayface. Who the hell is Clayface? We’ll tell you.

Charles Woodson Says No One is Interested

04/05/2013 - 8:14 am

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Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson isn’t any close to finding a team than he was the day the Green Bay Packers released him. He says no one is interested, which raises one interesting possibility.

Packers 2013 Preseason Schedule

04/04/2013 - 1:28 pm

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M.D. Jennings' interception

The Green Bay Packers 2013 preseason schedule has been released… kind of. It’s highlighted — if that’s possible for a preseason schedule — by a game against Seattle.

The Deer Fight Video is Gone, So Here Are Some Randall Cobb Highlights

04/04/2013 - 12:14 pm

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Randall Cobb

We were excited to bring you the deer fight video today, but it has been taken down. So we went and found something Green Bay Packers-related: Randall Cobb highlights.

Frank Zombo is No More

04/04/2013 - 8:11 am

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Frank Zombo

Half man/half zombie will no longer we be appearing on the Green Bay Packers injury report. Frank Zombo signed with Kansas City, leaving the Packers thin at outside linebacker.

Clay Matthews Will Get $13 Million a Year

04/03/2013 - 12:20 pm

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Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews is about to get PAID! The Green Bay Packers will give their star defender $13 million per season in new money, according to a report.

Here’s a Guy Falling on His Ass While Harassing Adrian Peterson

04/03/2013 - 8:37 am

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Adrian Peterson

Some genius from TMZ was harassing Vikings running back Adrian Peterson recently. In the middle of his brilliant question, he falls on his ass. Here’s video.

We Know Which Offensive Linemen Aaron Rodgers Doesn’t Like

04/02/2013 - 1:51 pm

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Marshall Newhouse

Aaron Rodgers isn’t talking about his contract, but he is talking about his offensive linemen. It’s clear who he thinks sucks. Rhymes with Aturday and Ewhouse.

Don Majkowski is Literally Falling Apart

04/02/2013 - 10:18 am

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Don Majkowski

Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Don Majkowski is literally falling apart. He still suffers from agonizing pain from the injuries of his playing days.

The 49ers Won April Fools’ Day, While the Packers Lost

04/02/2013 - 8:31 am

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Jim Harbaugh Collection

The San Francisco 49ers won April Fools’ Day with the Jim Harbaugh Collection, while the Green Bay Packers’ attempt was nothing short of pathetic.

Your Dreams of Colt McCoy on Packers: Shattered!

04/01/2013 - 2:44 pm

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Colt McCoy

The Cleveland Browns have gone and traded quarterback Colt McCoy to the San Francisco 49ers, shattering your dreams of him in a Green Bay Packers uniform.

Reminder: It’s April Fools’ Day

04/01/2013 - 10:20 am

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Greg Jennings flattened

You’ve probably realized it’s April Fools’ Day by now. If you haven’t, here’s your reminder courtesy of some of your favorite (and least favorite) NFL players.

Aaron Rodgers, Packers Close on New Deal

04/01/2013 - 8:21 am

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Aaron Rodgers runs for a touchdown against Detroit.

Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers are reportedly only $2 million apart on a new contract, meaning a new deal is imminent. Here’s what we know.

Davon House Saw Vanilla Ice Saturday Night [Video]

03/31/2013 - 12:29 pm

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Vanilla Ice performs at Bucks game

Vanilla Ice performed at the Milwaukee Bucks game Saturday night and Green Bay Packers cornerback Davon House was there… in his Oklahoma City Thunder jersey.

Packers Will Sign Loyce Means

03/31/2013 - 10:08 am

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Loyce Means

The Green Bay Packers are about to sign a free agent. He’s former Houston cornerback Loyce Means and he was out of football in 2012, but at least he’s fast.

Matt Flynn is Going to the Raiders

03/29/2013 - 1:12 pm

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Matt Flynn

As we predicted, former Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Matt Flynn is headed to the Oakland Raiders. Will this be his shot to start? It looks that way.

Here’s Another Minnesota Vikings Failure

03/29/2013 - 9:40 am

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Mike Wallace

Not surprisingly, the Minnesota Vikings are setting the standard for success. Well, maybe not. Free agent Mike Wallace wanted nothing to do with them.

Clay Matthews Will be Getting His Too

03/28/2013 - 2:23 pm

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Clay Matthews

Don’t worry, Clay Matthews will not be forced to eat your children. The Green Bay Packers are supposedly working on a new deal for their star linebacker too.

Aaron Rodgers is Going to Get $25 Million Per Season

03/28/2013 - 9:02 am

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Aaron Rodgers on The Office

Did you know Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers are closer to a contract extension and time does not work in reverse? Rodgers is gonna be rich soon! About $25 million per season rich!

Detroit Lions are Back to Doing What They Do Best

03/28/2013 - 7:00 am

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Amari Spievey

The Detroit Lions are back to doing what they do best, thanks to safety Amari Spievey. That is, getting arrested, in case you didn’t know. Check this out.