Monty McMahon
Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.
Posts by Monty McMahon
Rodgers Now Getting Compared To Montana
10/25/2011 - 1:58 pm
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers, Joe Montana, Mike McCarthy
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 22 comments
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a pretty nice game, but is it Joe Montana nice? Mike McCarthy seems to think so. Here’s what he had to say.
T.J. Lang’s Junk Is Good
10/25/2011 - 10:59 am
Tags: Brian Robison, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, T.J. Lang
Posted in T.J. Lang | 3 comments
Green Bay Packers guard T.J. Lang got kicked in the balls by Minnesota Vikings defensive end and all-around vagina Brian Robison on Sunday. We’re happy to report Lang’s junk is good.
Packers Manage To Win And Underwhelm All At Once
10/24/2011 - 9:14 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in game analysis, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings | 18 comments
The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.
Vikings’ Cook Will Miss Packers Game Because He’s In Jail
10/22/2011 - 3:06 pm
Tags: Chris Cook, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 7 comments
Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.
Aaron Rodgers Is USC Fan [Video]
10/22/2011 - 11:00 am
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Cal, Clay Matthews, Green Bay Packers, Josh Sitton, USC
Posted in Aaron Rodgers, Clay Matthews III | 1 comment
Green Bay Packers quarterback and Cal product Aaron Rodgers was spotted wearing USC gear around the locker room this week. We’ve got the photo and video that explains why.
Five Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries
10/21/2011 - 3:29 pm
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 21 comments
The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this week and since we already know what’s going to happen, we asked some cunts from Minnesota their ignorant opinions. Here’s what they had to say.
Win $100 In Cash In DraftStreet.com Free Fantasy Contest
10/21/2011 - 10:46 am
Tags: fantasy football
Posted in contests | No comments
If you haven’t done so yet, sign up for our fantasy football league with DraftStreet.com. It’s one week long, signing up is free and you can win a share of $100 in cash. Just draft a team and get paid out Monday night when the Monday Night Football game ends and the week is complete. [...]
So’oto May Get His Chance This Week
10/21/2011 - 8:41 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, Vic So'oto
Posted in Vic So'oto | 3 comments
Green Bay Packers rookie linebacker Vic So’oto was a terror in the preseason, but hasn’t had a chance to play in the regular season. That should change this week.
The Bickering Has Started In Chicago
10/20/2011 - 2:48 pm
Tags: Chicago Bears, Jay Cutler, Lance Briggs, Mike Martz
Posted in Chicago Bears | 12 comments
Frustrations are starting to boil over in Chicago, where the Bears are solidly mediocre. Jay Cutler doesn’t like Mike Martz, the local media doesn’t like Cutler and Lance Briggs doesn’t like management. Implosion forthcoming?
Vikings Aren’t Giving Up… Yet
10/20/2011 - 11:22 am
Tags: Christian Ponder, Donovan McNabb, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 9 comments
The Minnesota Vikings aren’t giving up on their season, according to coach Leslie Frazier. That’s too bad, because they should.
Around The League: Week Six Review
10/19/2011 - 5:45 pm
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Darren McFadden, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Jared Allen, Jimmy Graham, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Oakland Raiders, Rex Grossman, San Diego Chargers, San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tom Brady, Tony Romo
Posted in weekly review | 8 comments
Here’s a look around the NFL after six weeks. Let us know what you think. Making statements San Francisco 49ers We called the Niners surprising last week, but we’ll call them legit this week. Jim Harbaugh’s team went into Detroit and took care of the Lions. They’re 5-1 and their victory in week six proved [...]
One Week Free Fantasy Football Contest — $100 In Cash Prizes
10/19/2011 - 2:20 pm
Tags: fantasy football
Posted in contests | No comments
Total Packers has a fantasy football contest for you with $100 in cash prizes. The best part is it’s only for one week. Bid on players, field the best team and bring home the bacon after Monday night’s game. Hit our link and draft your team today!
Desmond Bishop Is Going To The Pro Bowl
10/18/2011 - 12:38 pm
Tags: A.J. Hawk, Desmond Bishop, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Desmond Bishop | 6 comments
Green Bay Packers linebacker Desmond Bishop hasn’t just become the leader of the team’s defense, he’s playing at a level commensurate with the league’s best.
Hawk Apologizes For Flipping The Bird
10/17/2011 - 12:24 pm
Tags: A.J. Hawk, Green Bay Packers
Posted in A.J. Hawk | 6 comments
Green Bay Packers linebacker A.J. Hawk got caught on television flipping the bird after getting a sack yesterday. Here’s what he had to say about the incident.
Here’s To A Job… Done
10/17/2011 - 7:33 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, St. Louis Rams
Posted in game analysis, St. Louis Rams | 11 comments
The Green Bay Packers managed to clobber the helpless St. Louis Rams 24-3 on Sunday. The effort was less than inspiring, however. Here’s a look at game.
Predictions: Packers vs. Rams
10/16/2011 - 9:44 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers, St. Louis Rams
Posted in predictions, St. Louis Rams | 12 comments
Total Packers writers tackle the Green Bay Packers vs. St. Louis Rams. Surprisingly, or perhaps not, they see it as a whitewash.
Surprise! Bears GM Under Fire
10/14/2011 - 11:38 am
Tags: Chicago Bears, Jerry Angelo
Posted in Chicago Bears, Jerry Angelo | 5 comments
We’re not fans of the Chicago Bears, but we do know this — their general manager, Jerry Angelo, is one of the biggest buffoons in the league and we have no idea how he still has a job. Others are finally starting to wonder the same thing.
Throwback Uniforms Coming And Packers Love Them
10/13/2011 - 5:05 pm
Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers
Posted in uniforms | 12 comments
The Green Bay Packers will wear their 1929-themed throwback uniforms this weekend. Even though their brown, blue and yellow, the team seems to love them. You’ll never guess why.
Funny Or Die Presents Millenball
10/13/2011 - 10:28 am
Tags: Detroit Lions, Matt Millen, Millenball
Posted in Detroit Lions | 2 comments
Funny Or Die has given us the awesome tribute to the awesomeness that was Matt Millen when he ran the Detroit Lions. Based on Moneyball, Millenball sums up the Millen era nicely.
Face It: You’ll Never Get Packers Season Tickets [Photos]
10/13/2011 - 8:38 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers
Posted in season tickets | 22 comments
The Green Bay Packers season ticket waiting list is somewhere around 90,000 people. The team has been sending out notices over the past couple weeks. Here are some of the more unfortunate ones.