Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Johnny Jolly Gets Hard Time

11/17/2011 - 1:11 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Johnny Jolly
Posted in Johnny Jolly | 6 comments

Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly sealed his fate with his third drug arrest. Today, he ran out of chances and he learned his punishment.

Jordy Nelson Is Good Because He’s White

11/17/2011 - 12:22 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Jordy Nelson
Posted in Jordy Nelson | 25 comments

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is having a breakout season because of one simple factor — he’s white. That is, at least according to a couple of his teammates.

Around The League: Week 10 Review

11/16/2011 - 8:37 pm

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Baltimore Ravens, Calvin Johnson, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Drew Brees, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Matt Forte, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tom Brady
Posted in weekly review | 3 comments

After hemming and hawing a while, we decided to take a look around the NFL to see who the top teams are, who’s in the MVP conversation and who makes absolutely no sense. Here’s what we came up with.

You Knew We’d Hear From The ’72 Dolphins Sooner Or Later

11/16/2011 - 2:25 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Miami Dolphins
Posted in Miami Dolphins | 4 comments

The Green Bay Packers are undefeated through nine games and talk of a perfect season has already begun, which means the 72 Miami Dolphins were sure to start talking sooner or later. Well, they’ve started talking sooner.

A Tale Of Two (Or Three) Linebackers

11/16/2011 - 9:56 am

Tags: A.J. Hawk, Buffalo Bills, Desmond Bishop, Green Bay Packers, Nick Barnett
Posted in A.J. Hawk, Desmond Bishop, Nick Barnett | 8 comments

The Green Bay Packers starting inside linebackers, Desmond Bishop and A.J. Hawk, are exceeding expectations and underperforming, respectively. We take a look at the stats and compare those to former Packer Nick Barnett, who’s now with the Buffalo Bills.

Johnny Jolly: My Only Friend Was Codeine [Video]

11/15/2011 - 3:52 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Johnny Jolly
Posted in Johnny Jolly | 7 comments

Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly will appear in a segment on ESPN’s Outside the Lines, where he discusses his codeine addiction and reveals several new details about his life. Here’s a video preview of the story.

What Does Jermichael Finley Do Before Monday Night Football? [Photo]

11/15/2011 - 1:28 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Jermichael Finley
Posted in Jermichael Finley | 7 comments

Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley is a strange duck. If you haven’t seen what he was up to before last night’s win over the Minnesota Vikings, take a look at this.

Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass

11/15/2011 - 11:11 am

Tags: Adrian Peterson, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Visanthe Shiancoe
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 19 comments

Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.

Packers Dismantle Vikings In Proper Fashion

11/14/2011 - 9:53 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in game analysis, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings | 16 comments

The Green Bay Packers manhandled the Minnesota Vikings 45-7 and sent them packing. Here’s how it happened, who was impressive and the couple things we can nitpick.

Five (More) Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries

11/14/2011 - 11:30 am

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 11 comments

The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings tonight and since we already know what’s going to happen, we hit up those dicks from Minnesota again to see what’s going on with their shitty team. Here’s what they had to say.

Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback

11/11/2011 - 4:58 pm

Tags: Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Nickelback
Posted in Detroit Lions | 21 comments

When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!

Stock Sale Coming Next Week

11/10/2011 - 12:24 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Lambeau Field
Posted in Lambeau Field | 7 comments

The Green Bay Packers will reportedly offer stock in the team to the public for the first time since 1997 next week. Here’s what we know.

Packers Now Openly Discussing Undefeated Season

11/09/2011 - 3:16 pm

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Charles Woodson, Green Bay Packers, Mike McCarthy
Posted in Charles Woodson | 17 comments

The Green Bay Packers are only halfway to a potential undefeated season and don’t have a defense playing at a championship level, but that isn’t stopping some members of the team from discussing running the table.

They’ll All Be Wearing Cheeseheads In Minnesota [Video]

11/09/2011 - 11:15 am

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 18 comments

A new video from those pushing for a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings suggests everyone in Minnesota will become Green Bay Packers fans if the team relocates. Let us tell you right now, you’re not fucking welcome among real football fans.

Packers: Class Of The NFL?

11/08/2011 - 4:36 pm

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers, James Starks, Mike McCarthy
Posted in Green Bay Packers | 14 comments

The Green Bay Packers are the class of the NFL right now. We know this because the “experts” told us so. That doesn’t mean they’re not beatable, though. The only question right now is when that will happen.

Woodson: Packers Playing Bad Football

11/08/2011 - 11:49 am

Tags: Charles Woodson, Green Bay Packers, Nick Collins, Tramon Williams
Posted in Charles Woodson | 14 comments

The Green Bay Packers defense isn’t playing good football right now and the players know it. Cornerback Charles Woodson stated it plainly. Here’s our take.

Turns Out, Chargers Aren’t Real Good

11/07/2011 - 7:03 am

Tags: Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers
Posted in game analysis, San Diego Chargers | 23 comments

The Green Bay Packers beat the San Diego Chargers on Sunday, but a couple things were evident — the Chargers aren’t really that good and neither is the Packers defense.

Charger Girls! [Photos]

11/06/2011 - 7:00 am

Tags: Charger Girls, Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers
Posted in broads, cheerleaders, San Diego Chargers | 4 comments

Let’s not fuck around. The best thing about the Green Bay Packers playing the San Diego Chargers in the Golden State is this — Charger Girls! We’ve got a gallery of those gorgeous bodies. And no offense to the GB or Norb’s cheerleaders, this is what’s going on!

Predictions: Packers vs. Chargers

11/05/2011 - 10:00 am

Tags: Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers
Posted in predictions, San Diego Chargers | 8 comments

Total Packers’ writers break down the Green Bay Packers matchup with the San Diego Chargers. Here’s what to watch for, what to expect and how it will all turn out. Unfortunately, not everyone sees a Packers’ rout this week.

No Madden Curse? Let’s Check On Peyton Hillis

11/05/2011 - 7:00 am

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Cleveland Browns, Green Bay Packers, Peyton Hillis
Posted in Aaron Rodgers, Cleveland Browns | 13 comments

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers lost a shot at the Madden 12 cover to Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis. As it turns out, that’s probably a good thing. Hillis is in the deep, dark hole known as the Madden curse.