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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith

11/29/2011 - 10:23 am

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 8 comments

Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.

Surprise! Story Changes In Erik Walden Case

11/28/2011 - 5:35 pm

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Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden is a free man again after being released on bond Monday. Currently, there are no grounds for a criminal complaint because Walden’s girlfriend has has changed her story, but another hearing is set for December 7.

Vikings Still Trying To Save Season

11/28/2011 - 4:09 pm

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Posted in Leslie Frazier, Minnesota Vikings | 7 comments

Leslie Frazier

The dimwits leading the Minnesota Vikings organization are reportedly still trying to win now instead of building for the future. While this level of idiocy isn’t surprising coming from the Vikings, it’s likely to result in some changes in the offseason. We take a look at the possibilities.

Clay Matthews Says…

11/28/2011 - 10:25 am

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Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has a special message for the NFL’s 31 other teams.

Suh Apologizes For Stomping Dietrich-Smith; Two-Game Ban Likely

11/27/2011 - 3:39 pm

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 9 comments

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-around shitbag Ndamukong Suh has apologized for stomping the Green Bay Packers Evan Dietrich-Smith during Thursday’s game, but he’s still expected to be suspended for at least two games.

Erik Walden Is (Allegedly) A Thug

11/26/2011 - 5:49 pm

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Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden is spending his weekend in jail after allegedly hitting his girlfriend. Good work, bro.

First Of All, Fuck The Lions

11/25/2011 - 7:12 pm

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 23 comments

Greg Jennings

The Detroit Lions were supposed to challenge the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving, but they didn’t do shit. We got drunk and they failed as a contender.

Predictions: Packers vs. Lions

11/24/2011 - 10:49 am

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Total Packers writers take a look at today’s matchup between the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions. Here’s the straight dope!

Kyle Orton May Be Chicago’s Answer

11/22/2011 - 5:25 pm

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Kyle Orton

The Denver Broncos released quarterback Kyle Orton and he may be the answer to the question: who will replace the injured Jay Cutler in Chicago? Here’s why it makes sense and why it still might not happen.

Packers Stock Sale: Here’s What We Know

11/22/2011 - 11:39 am

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Posted in Green Bay Packers stock | 24 comments

There are a lot of questions surrounding the impending Green Bay Packers stock sale. The organization is being tight-lipped, but we do know a few things. Here’s the rundown.

Bears Anthony Adams Taunts Sick Kid

11/22/2011 - 6:00 am

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Chicago Bears defensive tackle Anthony Adams ran into a Green Bay Packers fan at a recent visit to a children’s hospital. What did he do? Take a look for yourself.

Scouting The San Francisco 49ers

11/21/2011 - 3:28 pm

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Posted in San Francisco 49ers | 7 comments

Patrick Willis

We took a look at the San Francisco 49ers, the second-best team in the NFL, on Sunday. Here’s what we found out and how it might apply to a matchup with the Green Bay Packers.

Cutler Out; Are Bears Done?

11/21/2011 - 11:33 am

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Caleb Hanie

The Chicago Bears will be without starting quarterback Jay Cutler for, potentially, the rest of the season with a broken thumb. Meanwhile, the Bears are fighting for a playoff spot. Does this mean their finished? We’re not so sure.

Packers Beat Bucs In Underwhelming Fashion

11/20/2011 - 11:15 pm

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Posted in game analysis, Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 21 comments

Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers remained undefeated by dispatching the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 35-26, but no one was terribly happy how it happened. The Packers defense was lackluster and the play calling could make your scratch your head. Here’s our take.

Predictions: Packers vs. Buccaneers

11/19/2011 - 6:52 pm

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Posted in predictions, Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 7 comments

Josh Freeman

Total Packers writers take a look at the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Here are the key stats, players and what to look for, along with the predicted outcome.

Welcome To The Phasing Out Of Ryan Grant

11/18/2011 - 5:20 pm

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Ryan Grant

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy wants to work rookie running back Brandon Saine into the offense more. At whose expense? Well, looking at the trends, it’s looks like Ryan Grant is on the way out.

Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]

11/18/2011 - 6:00 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 32 comments

There’s nothing awesome about a little girl crying… unless she’s crying because the Green Bay Packers stomped the Minnesota Vikings. We’re pretty sure this is what all Vikings fans look like after a loss.

Johnny Jolly Gets Hard Time

11/17/2011 - 1:11 pm

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Johnny Jolly

Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly sealed his fate with his third drug arrest. Today, he ran out of chances and he learned his punishment.

Jordy Nelson Is Good Because He’s White

11/17/2011 - 12:22 pm

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Jordy Nelson

Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is having a breakout season because of one simple factor — he’s white. That is, at least according to a couple of his teammates.

Around The League: Week 10 Review

11/16/2011 - 8:37 pm

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After hemming and hawing a while, we decided to take a look around the NFL to see who the top teams are, who’s in the MVP conversation and who makes absolutely no sense. Here’s what we came up with.

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