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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Get Your Stock, Suckas!

12/06/2011 - 10:24 am

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Posted in Green Bay Packers stock | 27 comments

We got our Green Bay Packers stock this morning. Did you get yours? Here’s the rundown of the experience and where you need to go to get gouged for some useless stock.

I Can Be Your Jordy [Video]

12/06/2011 - 6:00 am

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Posted in music | 8 comments

Here’s the tribute video to Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers called “I Can Be Your Jordy” by Sleeping Berries Three. Unlike most of these type of videos, it’s rather amusing.

Andrew Quarless Out For Season

12/05/2011 - 5:23 pm

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Andrew Quarless

The Green Bay Packers have lost tight end Andrew Quarless for the season with a knee injury. What does that mean to the team? We’ll tell you.

Favre Wants To Play For Bears

12/05/2011 - 12:30 pm

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Posted in Brett Favre, Chicago Bears | 15 comments

Brett Favre

A source close to Brett Favre says he’s listen to the Chicago Bears want him to play. The Bears seem more likely to stick with the quarterbacks they have in house, though.

And Then There Were Four

12/05/2011 - 8:21 am

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Posted in game analysis, Green Bay Packers, New York Giants | 12 comments

Mason Crosby

The Green Bay Packers defeated the New York Giants on a last-second remaining field goal in their toughest game of the season. The win moved the Packers to within four games of a perfect season.

Predictions: Packers vs. Giants

12/03/2011 - 5:32 pm

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Posted in New York Giants, predictions | 6 comments

Ahmad Bradshaw

Here’s a quick look at the Green Bay Packers matchup with the New York Giants, who will win and why.

Former Packers Coach Sherman Gets Shaft In Texas

12/02/2011 - 8:14 pm

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Posted in Mike Sherman | 10 comments

Mike Sherman used to coach the Green Bay Packers. It’s possible he got the shaft by Ted Thompson, but he definitely got the shaft today, when he was canned by Texas A&M over the phone… while going to see a recruit.

Bishop, Hawk Out Sunday

12/02/2011 - 12:36 pm

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Posted in A.J. Hawk, Desmond Bishop | 12 comments

Desmond Bishop

Linebackers Desmond Bishop and A.J. Hawk have been ruled out for Sunday’s game. Here’s what that means and what we expect.

Packers Will Start Selling Stock Tuesday

12/01/2011 - 2:28 pm

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Posted in Green Bay Packers stock | 11 comments

The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. Get in line! The team hasn’t released a lot of details, but here’s what we know.

The Donovan McNabb Experiment Has Come To A Screeching Halt

12/01/2011 - 12:31 pm

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings | 6 comments

Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings will reportedly release quarterback Donovan McNabb. Yes, we’re laughing heartily at their expense, but we’ve also got the details for you.

Clifton Suffers Another Injury, Leaving Season, Career In Doubt

11/30/2011 - 4:43 pm

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Posted in Chad Clifton | 13 comments

Chad Clifton

Chad Clifton hasn’t played since injuring his hamstring in early October and it doesn’t look like he’ll be playing soon. Clifton suffered a back injury, which could essentially end his Packers career. We break it down for you.

Cutler And Cavallari: It’s Back On, Only For Real This Time [Photos]

11/30/2011 - 12:34 pm

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Posted in Jay Cutler | 11 comments

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari — the wedding is back on, only for real this time. We have one important question for you and, well, we also have a gallery if Cavallari in a bikini just for the hell of it.

Walden Apologizes To Teammates, Fans

11/29/2011 - 5:58 pm

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Erik Walden

Linebacker Erik Walden apologized to his teammates and Green Bay Packers fans for his arrest after returning to practice Tuesday. Here’s what he had to say and the questions that remain unanswered.

Taiwanese Animation Takes On Suh Suspension [Video]

11/29/2011 - 12:44 pm

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 3 comments

The folks from Taiwan who produces those crazy animated videos about current events have whipped one up covering the Ndamukong Suh suspension. It’s as odd as you think and we’ve got it.

Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith

11/29/2011 - 10:23 am

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 8 comments

Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.

Surprise! Story Changes In Erik Walden Case

11/28/2011 - 5:35 pm

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Posted in Erik Walden | 15 comments

Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden is a free man again after being released on bond Monday. Currently, there are no grounds for a criminal complaint because Walden’s girlfriend has has changed her story, but another hearing is set for December 7.

Vikings Still Trying To Save Season

11/28/2011 - 4:09 pm

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Posted in Leslie Frazier, Minnesota Vikings | 7 comments

Leslie Frazier

The dimwits leading the Minnesota Vikings organization are reportedly still trying to win now instead of building for the future. While this level of idiocy isn’t surprising coming from the Vikings, it’s likely to result in some changes in the offseason. We take a look at the possibilities.

Clay Matthews Says…

11/28/2011 - 10:25 am

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Posted in Clay Matthews III | 7 comments

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has a special message for the NFL’s 31 other teams.

Suh Apologizes For Stomping Dietrich-Smith; Two-Game Ban Likely

11/27/2011 - 3:39 pm

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Posted in Detroit Lions | 9 comments

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-around shitbag Ndamukong Suh has apologized for stomping the Green Bay Packers Evan Dietrich-Smith during Thursday’s game, but he’s still expected to be suspended for at least two games.

Erik Walden Is (Allegedly) A Thug

11/26/2011 - 5:49 pm

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Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden is spending his weekend in jail after allegedly hitting his girlfriend. Good work, bro.

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