Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.

Posts by Monty McMahon

Which Packers Are On Drugs?

12/16/2011 - 2:20 pm

Tags: A.J. Hawk, Aaron Rodgers, Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Morgan Burnett, Sam Hurd
Posted in Chicago Bears | 5 comments

In light of the revelation that law enforcement officials have a list in the double digits of NFL players who were clients of Chicago Bears receiver Sam Hurd, we wonder: Which Packers are on drugs?

Joe Montana: I Never Had A Season Like Aaron Rodgers’

12/16/2011 - 11:01 am

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers, Joe Montana, Mike McCarthy, San Francisco 49ers
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 5 comments

Perhaps the greatest quarterback to ever play the game, Joe Montana, is offering some high praise to Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Here’s what he had to say.

Gurley Turns Down Vikings, Others To Stay On Packers Practice Squad

12/15/2011 - 3:24 pm

Tags: Donald Driver, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Tori Gurley
Posted in practice squad, Tori Gurley | 5 comments

Receiver Tori Gurley has turned down an offer from the Minnesota Vikings, as well as other clubs, to remain on the Green Bay Packers practice squad. It’s an unusual occurrence, but here’s how it happened.

Chicago Bears Are Back To Their Thuggish Ways

12/15/2011 - 12:03 pm

Tags: Chicago Bears, Dallas Cowboys, Sam Hurd
Posted in Chicago Bears | 5 comments

It’s been a while, but the Chicago Bears reminded us who they are. Receiver Sam Hurd was arrested Wednesday for allegedly running a high-volume drug operation. Federal agents were tracking the receiver’s movements for some time. Here’s the (hilarious) story.

Packers Reportedly Untied Suh’s Shoes, Causing Stomp

12/15/2011 - 10:09 am

Tags: Detroit Lions, Even Dietrich-Smith, Green Bay Packers, James Campen, Ndamukong Suh
Posted in Detroit Lions, James Campen | 16 comments

A friend of Green Bay Packers offensive line coach James Campen says the coach told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes whenever possible when the teams met on Thanksgiving. The theory is it’s what led Suh to snap and get kicked out of that game.

Cutler Could Face Packers

12/14/2011 - 3:23 pm

Tags: Caleb Hanie, Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Jay Cutler
Posted in Chicago Bears, Jay Cutler | 9 comments

The Green Bay Packers could face Jay Cutler when they take on the Chicago Bears in two weeks. The injured quarterback left the door open for a possible return, which would make the Packers quest for an undefeated season a little tougher.

Aaron Rodgers Supports Ryan Braun

12/14/2011 - 12:24 pm

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers, Milwaukee Brewers, Ryan Braun
Posted in Aaron Rodgers, Milwaukee Brewers | 3 comments

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has come out in support of Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who faces a potential 50-game suspension for using performance-enhancing drugs. Braun is disputing the findings.

Smith, Francois May Get Snaps When Starters Return

12/14/2011 - 9:33 am

Tags: A.J. Hawk, D.J. Smith, Desmond Bishop, Green Bay Packers, Robert Francois
Posted in D.J. Smith, Robert Francois | 5 comments

D.J. Smith and Robert Francois may still see playing time when the Green Bay Packers starting inside linebackers, A.J. Hawk and Robert Francois, return to action. That may be bad news for Hawk in particular.

Packers Will Go For History

12/13/2011 - 1:20 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers
Posted in Green Bay Packers | 12 comments

The Green Bay Packers won’t have much to play for the final two weeks of the season if they win this week, but it doesn’t sound like that’s going to stop them from playing their starters.

Jennings Out Two To Three

12/13/2011 - 11:03 am

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Greg Jennings
Posted in Greg Jennings | 13 comments

Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings will miss several weeks with a sprained knee. Here’s what it means.

Well, That Was Easy

12/12/2011 - 1:52 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Oakland Raiders
Posted in game analysis, Oakland Raiders | 19 comments

The Green Bay Packers turned in their most dominant performance of the season Sunday, thrashing the Oakland Raiders 46-16 to move to 13-0. In the process, they served notice to the rest of the NFL. Don’t bother.

Predictions: Packers vs. Raiders

12/10/2011 - 3:03 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Oakland Raiders
Posted in Oakland Raiders, predictions | 8 comments

Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Oakland Raiders. Here are the key players and what we expect from each side.

Five Questions With Thoughts From The Dark Side

12/09/2011 - 3:53 pm

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Oakland Raiders
Posted in Oakland Raiders | 5 comments

With the Oakland Raiders coming to town to face the Green Bay Packers, we sat down for five questions with Thoughts From the Dark Side. Here’s their take on Sunday’s contest.

The Onion Takes On Aaron Rodgers [Video]

12/09/2011 - 9:40 am

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 11 comments

The Onion Sports Network gave us this beauty yesterday – Aaron Rodgers Vows To Make Season Interesting By Killing Self. Aaron Rodgers Vows To Make Season Interesting By Killing Self

Aaron Rodgers Is Not NFL MVP

12/08/2011 - 10:19 am

Tags: Aaron Rodgers, Denver Broncos, Green Bay Packers, New England Patriots, Tim Tebow, Tom Brady
Posted in Aaron Rodgers | 30 comments

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is not the NFL MVP. Let a couple idiots tell you who is. You’ll never guess.

Graham Harrell To Active Roster, Quarless To IR

12/07/2011 - 2:56 pm

Tags: Andrew Quarless, Buffalo Bills, Graham Harrell, Green Bay Packers, Texas Tech, Tori Gurley
Posted in Andrew Quarless, Graham Harrell | 4 comments

The Green Bay Packers officially ended the season of tight end Andrew Quarless and promoted former Texas Tech quarterback Graham Harrell from the practice squad to the active roster. It was a smart move by the Packers. Here’s why.

Walden Charged With Disorderly Conduct

12/07/2011 - 8:53 am

Tags: Erik Walden, Green Bay Packers
Posted in Erik Walden | 4 comments

Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden has been charged with disorderly conduct in relation to the altercation he got into with his girlfriend on Nov. 25. He will not be charged with domestic violence. Here’s the rundown.

Interesting Details From Packers Stock Sale

12/07/2011 - 6:00 am

Tags: Al Toon, Bryce Paup, Green Bay Packers, Green Bay Packers stock, Johnnie Gray
Posted in Green Bay Packers stock | 9 comments

After finally getting a chance to read the prospectus from the Green Bay Packers stock sale, we were able to ferret out a few interesting, new details. Here they are.

Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk

12/06/2011 - 1:47 pm

Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Jared Allen, Minnesota Vikings, Ray Edwards
Posted in Jared Allen | 11 comments

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn’t know he liked feeling other dudes’ junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here’s his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the balls.

Get Your Stock, Suckas!

12/06/2011 - 10:24 am

Tags: Green Bay Packers, Green Bay Packers stock
Posted in Green Bay Packers stock | 27 comments

We got our Green Bay Packers stock this morning. Did you get yours? Here’s the rundown of the experience and where you need to go to get gouged for some useless stock.