The Green Bay Packers will be down two more starters today against the New York Giants. Tackle Don Barclay and cornerback Sam Shields are inactive. Shields is a surprise scratch.
The Green Bay Packers have offered B.J. Raji a contract extension that apparently no one thinks he’s worth. But Raji thinks he’s worth more. Well, fuck him.
First-round pick Datone Jones has made his presence known with three sacks in the past two games, but he’s still only a part-time player. Apparently because he’s a little slow.
You’re going to love this. We’ve just found our latest hot Green Bay Packers-loving chick. And yeah, yeah, we’ve even got something for the ladies this time.
Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley is adamant that he’ll return to the NFL after spinal fusion surgery. He’s also not happy with one Mark Chmura.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers dates hot chicks. He’s always dated hot chicks. Here’s evidence. This is Julie Leland and she fits the mold.
Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews wasn’t real happy with his performance last week, but expects to be better this week. Also, he’s a cat.
Green Bay Packers cornerback Casey Hayward is injured again. That’s probably fine since he hasn’t been effective when healthy. So much for the second-year jump.
11/14/2013 - 11:30 am
Tags: Green Bay Packers
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A lot of people think the Green Bay Packers season is in the toilet. Well, they will probably like this song called It’s Armageddon For The Green Bay Packers.
Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews was ineffective playing with a club on his right hand last week. That won’t be an issue this week. Woohoo!
Jermichael Finley will undergo spinal fusion surgery, his agent confirmed. Finley also expects to play football again. Will that happen? Maybe. Maybe not.
The Green Bay Packers are about to get a little bit stronger. Both Jerel Worthy and Sean Richardson returned to practice on Wednesday. So what are their roles? Here’s our outlook.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was supposed to be out until at least Thanksgiving with a fractured collarbone. Rodgers thinks he could return sooner.
The Green Bay Packers have shelved backup quarterback Seneca Wallace for the rest of the season. They’ll ride with Scott Tolzien and Matt Flynn for now.
We told you about the Chicago Bears fan who tasered his Green Bay Packers fan wife after the Packers lost to the Bears. Well, here’s the video. Idiots.
Mike McCarthy is pissed off and so are we. McCarthy doesn’t like the Green Bay Packers fourth-quarter performance. Unfortunately, there’s nothing he can do.
Not everyone in Minnesota is a mouth-breathing moron, it turns out. Most of them are, but today we found a Green Bay Packers fan who lives in that shithole.
Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley will have surgery this week and former Packers tight end Mark Chmura is predicting that his career is over.
The Green Bay Packers are bringing quarterback Matt Flynn back for a second tour of duty. Will Flynn save the season? No, but here’s a look at the signing anyway.
The Green Bay Packers let Cullen Jenkins walk in free agency after the 2010 season. Cullen Jenkins now plays for the New York Giants and he’s still pissed.