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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Aaron Rodgers Talks Mustaches [Video]

11/23/2012 - 12:16 pm

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Aaron Rodgers on Jim Rome

Jim Rome has some tough questions for Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, like “Who has the best mustache ever?” Here’s the video.

Ndamukong Suh is Still a Turd [Video]

11/23/2012 - 11:44 am

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Ndamukong Suh kick

The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh managed to do the impossible yesterday — become an even bigger turd than he already is. Here he is kicking a guy in the balls.

Three Reasons to be Thankful

11/22/2012 - 11:35 am

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Vikings fans

Here are the top three reasons the Green Bay Packers fan has to be thankful this holiday season.

Packers Are Not Getting Healthier, Medical Staff to Blame?

11/21/2012 - 2:05 pm

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Greg Jennings injured

The Green Bay Packers will hold four players out with injuries this week, meaning they’re not any healthier than last week. It also makes wonder who’s treating and diagnosing these guys.

Jermichael Finley Would Like to Throw Ball to Himself

11/21/2012 - 11:43 am

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Jermichael Finley

Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley is at it again. He’s once again questioning his relationship with Aaron Rodgers. One day, maybe he’ll learn to shut up.

Aaron Rodgers: Class Act [Video]

11/20/2012 - 2:50 pm

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Aaron Rodgers and Maggie

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers recently took some time to hang out with a 10-year-old fan and cancer survivor. Here’s the video.

Detroit Lions Send a Guy Home For Being a Detroit Lion

11/20/2012 - 10:51 am

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Titus Young is congratulated by Jim Schwartz for being a douche

The Detroit Lions are still the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. They proved it against the Green Bay Packers and they proved it again Monday.

Let’s All Laugh at the Chicago Bears This Morning

11/20/2012 - 8:31 am

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Jason Campbell fumbles against San Francisco

In the immortal words of Denny Green, the Chicago Bears are who we thought they were and now the Green Bay Packers control the division. We break down the Bears failures.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions

11/19/2012 - 12:11 pm

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Randall Cobb: boss

Here’s what we took from the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions, including who the team MVP is and who the Packers best offensive lineman is.

Mason Crosby, You’re Fired!

11/19/2012 - 9:42 am

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Mason Crosby blows it

Mason Crosby isn’t getting the job done and the Green Bay Packers need a new kicker. So what are they going to do? You guessed it! Not a damn thing!

Packers Escape Detroit With Win

11/18/2012 - 3:29 pm

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Randall Cobb is boss!

The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions to improve to 7-3. The offense wasn’t pretty and neither was Mason Crosby, but the defense stepped up.

Packers vs. Lions: What to Watch For

11/18/2012 - 8:34 am

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Dezman Moses recovers a punt block for a touchdown

The Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions renew the oldest continuous rivalry in the NFL. Here’s the injury list, betting line and what to watch for, including James Starks and turds.

Cedric Benson Will Return in December

11/17/2012 - 12:32 pm

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Cedric Benson

The Green Bay Packers will get running back Cedric Benson back off injured reserve in December. The real question is what his role will be. We have a good idea.

Detroit Lions Cheerleaders? You Bet Your Ass!

11/16/2012 - 3:24 pm

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The Detroit Lions have cheerleaders? Kind of. They’re called the Detroit Pride and they’ve got us covered on cheerleader Friday! Check out the gallery.

Fortune May Be Smiling on Packers

11/16/2012 - 1:06 pm

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JJ Watt brings down Jay Cutler

If the Green Bay Packers can beat the Detroit Lions this weekend, they could control their own destiny for the NFC North title. Here’s how it needs to play out.

Aaron Rodgers is Really Not Happy With 60 Minutes

11/16/2012 - 8:14 am

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Aaron Rodgers is disgusted

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is still griping about how he was portrayed on 60 Minutes, even though the piece seemed positive. Now, 60 Minutes is firing back.

Tramon Williams Starts Idiotic Feud with Seattle’s Secondary

11/15/2012 - 12:33 pm

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Tramon Williams

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams is calling himself Optimus Prime in advance of his meeting with Megatron. Problem is, that’s already been done.

Aaron Rodgers Suggests a Chad Clifton Reunion

11/15/2012 - 10:32 am

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Chad Clifton

Aaron Rodgers has a solution to the Green Bay Packers lack of offensive line depth — bring back Chad Clifton. We’re not so sure that’s the best idea.

Aaron Rodgers Has a Sweet Movember Mustache [Photos]

11/14/2012 - 5:35 pm

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Aaron Rodgers Movember mustache

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is sporting this sweet Movember mustache, which may be his best ever. Here’s a look.

Clay Matthews? Not This Week, Bub!

11/14/2012 - 1:22 pm

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers have ruled linebacker Clay Matthews out of this week’s game with the Detroit Lions. They’ll turn to Erik Walden, Dezman Moses and Frank Zombo to pick up the slack.