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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Johnny Jolly Reinstated!

02/27/2013 - 4:29 pm

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Johnny Jolly

Johnny Jolly and his Purple Drank are back in the NFL and will surely solve all the Green Bay Packers problems on the defensive line. Right? A quick recap of the madness and the options.

First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!

02/27/2013 - 2:55 pm

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J'Marcus Webb

The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.

Packers Looking for Way to Replace Marshall Newhouse

02/27/2013 - 12:45 pm

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Marshall Newhouse

The Green Bay Packers want to improve their offensive line in 2013. Essentially, that will mean finding a way to replace Marshall Newhouse as a starter, according to Mike McCarthy.

D.J. Williams is Getting Serious!

02/27/2013 - 10:17 am

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D.J. Williams grinding

Green Bay Packers tight end D.J. Williams has taken note and is getting serious about the grind. No more parties, no more chicks, just working out with his teddy bear!

Packers Appear to Be Talking Contract with Evan Dietrich-Smith

02/27/2013 - 7:00 am

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Evan Dietrich-Smith

The Green Bay Packers appear to be talking contract with center Evan Dietrich-Smith. That could be because they love him or because they have no other option.

Mike Holmgren Will Keep Coming Back Until He Gets it Right

02/26/2013 - 4:10 pm

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Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren may be making yet another return to football, this time with the Oakland Raiders. The Walrus is going to get it right this time, dammit!

Ricky Jean Francois Latest DL on Packers List

02/26/2013 - 12:54 pm

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Ricky Jean Francois

The Green Bay Packers need defensive line help and the San Francisco 49ers Ricky Jean Francois appears to be one of their targets. Here’s the lowdown.

Aaron Rodgers Will Not Like Tom Brady’s New Deal

02/26/2013 - 7:00 am

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Tom Brady

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady just took less money from his team in order to keep them competitive. Somewhere, Aaron Rodgers sighed.

By the Way, Cullen Jenkins was Released

02/25/2013 - 12:48 pm

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Cullen Jenkins

The Philadelphia Eagles released defensive lineman Cullen Jenkins on Monday. So the Green Bay Packers should re-sign him, right? Not so fast, Bucko!

Jermichael Finley’s Future Still Up in the Air

02/25/2013 - 10:00 am

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Jermichael Finley gets his groove back

The Green Bay Packers have some financial decisions to make and Jermichael Finley will be at the center of those. They’ll also affect Greg Jennings’ future.

Here’s How D.J. Williams Picks Up Chicks

02/25/2013 - 7:00 am

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D.J. Williams and Clarence

Green Bay Packers tight end D.J. Williams uses a small, toy turtle to help him pick up chicks. That probably works wonders in the bars, but we doubt it’s doing much for his football career.

Packers Considering Franchise Tag for Greg Jennings

02/24/2013 - 2:06 pm

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greg-jennings-old-spice

The Green Bay Packers are “considering” the franchise tag for Greg Jennings, according to a report. Let’s hope they consider it and move on to another option.

Packers Eyeball Manti Te’o

02/24/2013 - 12:42 pm

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Manti Te'o

The Green Bay Packers were one of the first teams to meet with Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o at the combine. Anything to that? Let’s connect the dots.

Here’s Tom Crabtree Crushing a Car with a Tank

02/24/2013 - 10:45 am

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Tom Crabtree and a tank

Green Bay Packers tight end Tom Crabtree and his awesome mustache are crushing cars with tanks because why the hell not? Here’s the photographic evidence.

Packers Sending Coaches to College to Study Read-Option

02/23/2013 - 2:56 pm

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Dom Capers

The Green Bay Packers might actually have some idea of how to defend the read-option the next time they see it. Their coaches are getting a college course in defending it.

Randall Cobb’s Special Teams Days Appear Over

02/23/2013 - 12:09 pm

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Randall Cobb: boss

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy refused to take Randall Cobb off special teams last season, but it looks like he now sees the light. Hooray for that.

Packers Interested in Chris Canty Again

02/22/2013 - 4:44 pm

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Chris Canty

The Green Bay Packers tried to sign Chris Canty when he was a free agent and failed. It looks like they’re still interested in the defensive lineman, who was recently cut by the Giants.

Greg Jennings Wants Insane Money

02/22/2013 - 1:07 pm

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Greg Jennings injured

Greg Jennings is overvaluing himself… just a little. Jennings will be asking for top-tier receiver money in free agency and the Green Bay Packers won’t be paying it.

Bears New Coach Doesn’t Care About Beating Packers

02/22/2013 - 8:48 am

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Marc Trestman

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman is a sharp guy. He demonstrated that on Thursday when he pretty much said he didn’t know who the Green Bay Packers were.

Aaron Rodgers: Dumb and Dumber Version

02/21/2013 - 7:00 am

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Aaron Rodgers as Lloyd Christmas

You love memes! You love memes featuring the Green Bay Packers even more! Here’s one with quarterback Aaron Rodgers looking like Lloyd Christmas.