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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Simpkins Signed, Burnett To IR

10/07/2010 - 11:08 am

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Maurice Simpkins

The Green Bay Packers officially put injured safety Morgan Burnett on injured reserve today and they signed linebacker Maurice Simpkins off the practice squad to take his roster spot. Simpkins is a first-year player out of Coastal Carolina who came to the Packers from the Green Bay Blizzard of the Indoor Football League. He was [...]

Jared Allen Will No Longer Be Able To Rope Calves

10/07/2010 - 10:00 am

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Jared Allen

We’re going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some good news. Minnesota Vikings defensive end/sheep fucker Jared Allen will no longer be able to perform the traditional version of his sack celebration. You know, the one where he drops to one knee and pretends [...]

Nick Collins “Not Optimistic” About Knee

10/07/2010 - 6:00 am

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Nick Collins

Add safety Nick Collins to the Green Bay Packers growing list of injury concerns. Collins missed Wednesday’s practice with a knee strain and said he’s not optimistic about playing against the Redskins on Sunday, according to Kareem Copeland. “I’m doing the best I can to get ready for Sunday,” Collins said. “Just trying to strengthen [...]

Barnett Could Be Out For The Season

10/06/2010 - 7:00 pm

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Nick Barnett

When Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy said linebacker Nick Barnett could miss an extended period with a wrist injury, we didn’t anticipate “extended period” meant “the rest of the year.” However, that appears to be a real possibility. Multiple sources have confirmed Barnett’s initial diagnosis — that he will need surgery to repair his [...]

This Time, Woodson Defensive Player Of The Week

10/06/2010 - 4:19 pm

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Charles Woodson

Another week, another player of the week award for the Green Bay Packers. Cornerback Charles Woodson captured the NFC’s Defensive Player of the Week award, an award he won twice last season, for his play against Detroit. Woodson recorded 14 tackles and returned an interception for a touchdown against the Lions in his best game [...]

Barnett Could Miss Extended Time; Chillar Injury Not Season-Ending

10/06/2010 - 12:30 pm

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Nick Barnett

The Green Bay Packers got some good news and some bad news on Wednesday. First, the bad news. Linebacker Nick Barnett, who injured his wrist against the Detroit Lions and finished the game anyway, could be out an extended period, according to coach Mike McCarthy. Barnett is getting a second opinion on Friday. “Yeah, there [...]

Vikings Get Moss For Third-Round Pick, Packers Keep Thumb In Ass

10/06/2010 - 7:42 am

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Randy Moss

Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least [...]

Vikings Reportedly Close To Acquiring Randy Moss

10/05/2010 - 6:17 pm

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Randy Moss

After failing to land Vincent Jackson earlier this season, the Minnesota Vikings may now get the playmaker they’ve lacked in the passing game this season. Per Jay Glazer, the team is close to reacquiring receiver Randy Moss from the New England Patriots. The deal is reportedly contingent on Moss working out a new contract with [...]

Marshawn Lynch Will Not Be Joining The Packers

10/05/2010 - 10:56 am

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Marshawn Lynch

The Seattle Seahawks completed a deal to acquire Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch for a fourth-round pick in 2011 and a conditional pick in 2012, today. The Packers seemed to be the obvious destination for Lynch since Ryan Grant went down with a season-ending injury in week one and much speculation and rumor followed, [...]

Packers Could Pursue Michael Lewis

10/05/2010 - 7:00 am

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Michael Lewis

This is just speculation, but the fact that the Green Bay Packers lost starting strong safety Morgan Burnett to a season-ending ACL tear and the San Francisco 49ers released Micheal Lewis, the team’s opening-day starter at strong safety, seems like a nice coincidence. Lewis had a falling out with coach Mike Singletary last week and [...]

Chillar’s Injury May Be Season-Ending

10/04/2010 - 4:28 pm

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Brandon Chillar

Two days after learning they’ll lose starting safety Morgan Burnett for the season, the Green Bay Packers may be down a second valuable defender. Reports are linebacker Brandon Chillar, who didn’t play Sunday, may have a serious shoulder injury. Chillar injured his shoulder against Detroit and his agent now says it may end his season. [...]

Burnett Out For The Season

10/04/2010 - 10:45 am

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Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers starting safety Morgan Burnett will be lost for the year with a torn ACL. Burnett suffered the injury early in the Packers victory over the Detroit Lions, on Sunday, and played around 10 snaps before coming off the field. He was replaced by Derrick Martin. The injury is a blow to a [...]

Packers Not Impressive In Win Over Lions

10/04/2010 - 8:34 am

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Shaun Hill

The Green Bay Packers got a win on Sunday, but their 28-26 victory over the Detroit Lions left a lot to be desired. The 0-4 Lions racked up more than 400 yards of offense in Lambeau Field and quarterback Shaun Hill threw for 331 yards and two touchdowns, largely on the strength of short passes [...]

Ahem! Good Morning…

10/03/2010 - 8:00 am

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Jaime Edmondson

A little something to get you fired up for the Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers. Jaime Edmondson is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader and The Smoking Jacket, Playboy’s mainstream site, recently did a shoot with her modeling Victoria’s Secret’s new line of women’s NFL fashions. She sported gear from several teams in addition to [...]

Predictions: Packers vs. Lions

10/02/2010 - 6:17 pm

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Jahvid Best

Steffen: After what feels like decades of ineptitude (oh wait, it has been decades) the Detroit Lions’ offseason roster moves had many prognosticators predicting marked improvement over last season’s two-win season. Indeed the Lions are an improved team. Led by rookie dynamo Jahvid Best, the offense has more firepower and fellow rookie defensive tackle/tank Ndamukong [...]

Jermichael Finley Remembers Your Dumb Ass, Louis Delmas

10/02/2010 - 11:00 am

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Jermichael Finley

If there’s one guy on the Green Bay Packers’ offense you probably don’t want to piss off, it’s tight end Jermichael Finley. No one has ever accused Detroit Lions safety Louis Delmas of being the brightest bulb, though. This is, after all, the guy who essentially said the Lions would make the playoffs by going [...]

Cullen Jenkins Doesn’t Want To Make A Scene; Makes A Scene

10/02/2010 - 8:00 am

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Cullen Jenkins

Green Bay Packers defensive end Cullen Jenkins is not the kind of guy who makes a scene… unless he wants a new contract. Ah yes, it’s that time of year. Or at least it’s that time of year for Jenkins — the season of discontent. Jenkins is in the final year of his contract and [...]

Chillar Out, Shields Doubtful For Lions

10/01/2010 - 9:00 pm

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Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers will be without linebacker Brandon Chillar, who has an injured shoulder, against the Detroit Lions on Sunday, while cornerback Sam Shields is doubtful with a calf injury and not expected to play. You know what that means! Actually, in one case you do — A.J. Hawk will take the bulk of [...]

Help A Packers Fan Meet Brett Favre

10/01/2010 - 5:00 pm

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John Limbach

This may sound like an odd request from someone who hates Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, but I want you to help Green Bay Packers fan John Limbach win an opportunity to meet and catch a pass from the traitor himself. Why? Mostly because Limbach is competing against a bunch of Vikings fans and, as [...]

Bedard Leaving The Journal Sentinel

10/01/2010 - 7:00 am

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  Yes, we may make fun of him sometimes, but the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has experienced a real loss from the Green Bay Packers beat. Greg A. Bedard, not to be confused with Greg B. Bedard or Greg C. Bedard, is leaving the paper and the Packers beat. His last day will be October 24. [...]