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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Report Suggests Sterger Wants Money From Favre

10/13/2010 - 6:00 am

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Posted in Brett Favre | 9 comments

Jenn Sterger

For now, it’s speculation, but it makes a lot of sense and comes from someone who knows a thing or two about the NFL. Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio suggested Jenn Sterger wants hush money from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre to make this whole Cockgate situation go away. If you don’t know by now, [...]

Brett Favre Is Not Having A Good Week

10/12/2010 - 2:49 pm

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Brett Favre

In Monday night’s showdown with the New York Jets, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre threw for 264 yards and three touchdowns. However, in typical Favre fashion he also tossed an interception with 1:30 remaining that was returned for a touchdown and sealed the Jets’ 29-20 victory. After the game, Favre went through another uncomfortable press [...]

Everyone Upset Packers Didn’t Acquire Lynch, But Would It Matter?

10/12/2010 - 11:12 am

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Posted in Brandon Jackson, John Kuhn, Mike McCarthy, Ted Thompson | 13 comments

Marshawn Lynch

Lost in the malaise surrounding the Green Bay Packers’ injury report last week was this nugget — pretty much everyone in the organization is pissed general manager Ted Thompson failed to acquire running back Marshawn Lynch from the Buffalo Bills. Lynch was traded to the Seattle Seahawks for a fourth-round pick in 2011 and a [...]

Packers’ Stars May Play Sunday

10/12/2010 - 8:03 am

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Posted in Aaron Rodgers, Brandon Chillar, Clay Matthews III, Derrick Martin, Donald Lee, injuries, Ryan Pickett | 7 comments

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers will be without tight end Jermichael Finley on Sunday, but it looks like their two biggest injured stars have a shot at playing. Quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who suffered a concussion on the final play of the game after a helmet-to-helmet hit, will miss some practice time this week, but hasn’t been [...]

Finley Out 3-6 Weeks; Barnett To Have Surgery

10/11/2010 - 10:36 am

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Posted in injuries, Jermichael Finley, Nick Barnett | 8 comments

Jermichael Finley

The good news for the Green Bay Packers is tight end Jermichael Finley’s injury isn’t season ending. The bad news is he’ll need surgery and will miss three to six weeks. Finley tore his meniscus early in the Packers loss to the Washington Redskins, on Sunday. Meanwhile, linebacker Nick Barnett will have surgery on his [...]

Packers Lackluster In Loss To Redskins, Injuries Continue To Mount

10/10/2010 - 12:42 pm

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Posted in game analysis | 18 comments

Donald Lee

The Green Bay Packers did everything they could to keep the Washington Redskins in the football game for four quarters. In the end, the Redskins finally took advantage to win 16-13 on a Graham Gano 33-yard field goal in overtime. After a strong first half, the Packers offense failed to do anything of note in [...]

Predictions: Packers vs. Redskins

10/09/2010 - 7:41 pm

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Donovan McNabb

Brady: The time is now for Aaron Rodgers. All the preseason talk about his validity as a league MVP candidate will be put to the test starting now, as it seems apparent that nobody on the Green Bay Packers defense can stay healthy. What’s the easiest way Rodgers can help the Packers’ defense? Scoring points. [...]

Injury Replacements: Who To Be Worried About

10/09/2010 - 6:00 am

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Posted in Bryan Bulaga, Charlie Peprah, Desmond Bishop | 5 comments

Charlie Peprah

If you haven’t heard that the Green Bay Packers have a shitload of injuries, well… then get the hell out of here. The Packers will be down four week one starters against the Redskins this week — five, if you count linebacker Brandon Chillar and six, if you count cornerback Sam Shields. Those players are [...]

NFL Looking Into Favre Allegations

10/08/2010 - 1:16 pm

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Posted in Brett Favre, NFL | 12 comments

Jenn Sterger

The NFL is investigating Cockgate. League spokesman Greg Aiello said the matter is under review. When Aiello says “the matter,” he’s referring to allegations (and audio and photographic evidence) that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, left desperate voicemail messages and texted pictures of his cock to then-Jets sideline reporter [...]

Another Packers License Plate For Judas

10/08/2010 - 10:35 am

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Brett Favre: Judas

This beauty was sent in by a reader — a reader named Tyler to be exact. It’s the second such Green Bay Packers license plate giving the old fuck you to Brett Favre we’ve seen. The first one said 4 GOTN. Anyway, we thought today would be a good day to post it, since the [...]

Bulaga Likely To Get First Start

10/08/2010 - 8:18 am

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Posted in Bryan Bulaga, Mark Tauscher | 2 comments

Bryan Bulaga

The Bryan Bulaga era starts… Sunday… probably. The Green Bay Packers are likely to be without right tackle Mark Tauscher, who is battling a shoulder injury, on Sunday. Bedard — who for the rest of his Packers’ tenure will only be referred to by a single name, like Madonna — says the rookie will get [...]

The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See

10/07/2010 - 5:07 pm

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Jenn Sterger

You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you? No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one. Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his [...]

The Hits Keep Coming: Tauscher Injury Could Be Serious

10/07/2010 - 12:39 pm

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Posted in injuries, Mark Tauscher | 3 comments

Mark Tauscher

We may all look back at the end of the season and note the Green Bay Packers week four game with the Detroit Lions as the point where it all went to shit. The Packers have lost one starter for the season, safety Morgan Burnett. They are on the verge of losing another in linebacker [...]

Simpkins Signed, Burnett To IR

10/07/2010 - 11:08 am

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Posted in injuries, Maurice Simpkins, Morgan Burnett | 3 comments

Maurice Simpkins

The Green Bay Packers officially put injured safety Morgan Burnett on injured reserve today and they signed linebacker Maurice Simpkins off the practice squad to take his roster spot. Simpkins is a first-year player out of Coastal Carolina who came to the Packers from the Green Bay Blizzard of the Indoor Football League. He was [...]

Jared Allen Will No Longer Be Able To Rope Calves

10/07/2010 - 10:00 am

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Jared Allen

We’re going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some good news. Minnesota Vikings defensive end/sheep fucker Jared Allen will no longer be able to perform the traditional version of his sack celebration. You know, the one where he drops to one knee and pretends [...]

Nick Collins “Not Optimistic” About Knee

10/07/2010 - 6:00 am

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Nick Collins

Add safety Nick Collins to the Green Bay Packers growing list of injury concerns. Collins missed Wednesday’s practice with a knee strain and said he’s not optimistic about playing against the Redskins on Sunday, according to Kareem Copeland. “I’m doing the best I can to get ready for Sunday,” Collins said. “Just trying to strengthen [...]

Barnett Could Be Out For The Season

10/06/2010 - 7:00 pm

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Posted in injuries, Nick Barnett | 6 comments

Nick Barnett

When Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy said linebacker Nick Barnett could miss an extended period with a wrist injury, we didn’t anticipate “extended period” meant “the rest of the year.” However, that appears to be a real possibility. Multiple sources have confirmed Barnett’s initial diagnosis — that he will need surgery to repair his [...]

This Time, Woodson Defensive Player Of The Week

10/06/2010 - 4:19 pm

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Charles Woodson

Another week, another player of the week award for the Green Bay Packers. Cornerback Charles Woodson captured the NFC’s Defensive Player of the Week award, an award he won twice last season, for his play against Detroit. Woodson recorded 14 tackles and returned an interception for a touchdown against the Lions in his best game [...]

Barnett Could Miss Extended Time; Chillar Injury Not Season-Ending

10/06/2010 - 12:30 pm

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Posted in Brandon Chillar, injuries, Nick Barnett | 4 comments

Nick Barnett

The Green Bay Packers got some good news and some bad news on Wednesday. First, the bad news. Linebacker Nick Barnett, who injured his wrist against the Detroit Lions and finished the game anyway, could be out an extended period, according to coach Mike McCarthy. Barnett is getting a second opinion on Friday. “Yeah, there [...]

Vikings Get Moss For Third-Round Pick, Packers Keep Thumb In Ass

10/06/2010 - 7:42 am

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Posted in Minnesota Vikings, trades | 20 comments

Randy Moss

Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least [...]