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Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


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Brad Jones Goes On Injured Reserve

10/27/2010 - 2:08 pm

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Brad Jones

No joke. The Green Bay Packers have lost their 10th player to season-ending injured reserve. Today, the team added linebacker Brad Jones to the list. Jones suffered a significant shoulder injury in Sunday’s win over Minnesota. During today’s press conference, Packers coach Mike McCarthy said Jones would need surgery. “Brad Jones has a significant shoulder [...]

Sterger Friend: Dick Photos Are Favre’s

10/27/2010 - 12:39 pm

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Allison Torres

Former Florida State Cowgirl and friend of Jenn Sterger, Allison Torres, told Steppin’ Out magazine she was with Sterger when Sterger received the cock texts from Brett Favre. “I actually saw it when he sent it. We just laughed when he did it,” Torres said. Favre has admitted to leaving messages for Sterger, but denied [...]

Packers Keep Stockpiling Linebackers

10/27/2010 - 9:51 am

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After signing two linebackers yesterday, the Green Bay Packers signed a third, today. Erik Walden, a 6-2, 250-pound outside linebacker from Middle Tennessee State, was added to the Packers roster this morning. Walden is in his fourth year in the NFL. He spent his first season in Kansas City and the past three with Miami. [...]

Packers Acquire Linebackers Briggs, Wilhelm

10/26/2010 - 3:50 pm

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Matt Wilhelm

The Green Bay Packers have picked up a pair of linebackers, claiming Diryal Briggs off waivers from Denver and signing Matt Wilhelm. Briggs was released on Monday, a week after being promoted from the Broncos practice squad. The 6-4, 250-pound outside linebacker entered the league in 2009 as an undrafted free agent from Bowling Green. [...]

DeAngelo Hall Thinks Jay Cutler Is An Idiot, So Do We

10/26/2010 - 1:15 pm

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Jay Cutler

If any of you watched the turd laid by the Chicago Bears, particularly on offense, in their loss to the Washington Redskins, last Sunday, then you deserve an apology. Actually, you deserve an apology from the NFL for even putting crap like that on TV. Both teams are terrible offensively. Most of all, the guy [...]

League Admits Officiating Mistake, Childress Will Get Fined

10/26/2010 - 8:42 am

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Brad Childress

Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a dumbass. And a pedophile. But that’s beside the point. Childress wasn’t too happy with the officiating in the Green Bay Packers 28-24 victory over his Vikings, on Sunday. He was particularly perturbed about tight end Visanthe Shiancoe’s second-quarter touchdown reception, which was overturned upon review, and he let [...]

Packers Passing Attack Faces Tough Test Against Jets

10/26/2010 - 6:00 am

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Darrelle Revis

The New York Jets will have their best defender, cornerback Darrelle Revis, back at full strength for their match-up with the Green Bay Packers, this Sunday — something that isn’t good news for the team’s passing attack. The Jets are coming off a bye and Revis says he’s 100 percent for the first time since [...]

Brad Jones Fractured Brett Favre’s Ankle

10/25/2010 - 5:05 pm

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Brad Jones

Green Bay Packers linebacker Brad Jones didn’t make a lot of plays in Sunday’s win against the Minnesota Vikings, but he did make one big one. Jones hit Vikings quarterback Brett Favre from behind on the play that would turn into Favre’s first interception on a three-interception night. On the play, Favre’s foot got caught [...]

Brett Favre’s Open-Fly Jeans

10/25/2010 - 2:06 pm

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In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live did a parody of Brett Favre’s Wrangler commercials, last Saturday. It is, in a word, hilarious.

Poppinga, Neal Head To Injured Reserve

10/25/2010 - 9:48 am

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Mike Neal

Although the Green Bay Packers made it out of their game with the Minnesota Vikings almost injury free, the team still got some bad news on Monday regarding injuries. Both linebacker Brady Poppinga and defensive end Mike Neal will be joining seven teammates on injured reserve. Poppinga, who hurt himself in the loss to Miami, [...]

The Brett Favre Curse Is Broken

10/24/2010 - 8:00 pm

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Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers finally pulled out a close game and in doing so, ended the curse of Brett Favre, beating the Minnesota Vikings 28-24. The Packers sit in a tie with the Chicago Bears atop the NFC North with the Chicago Bears at 4-3. Although the Packers defense gave up plenty of yards — [...]

Favre Admits Leaving Messages For Sterger

10/24/2010 - 4:34 pm

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Brett Favre

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre admitted leaving messages for Jenn Sterger when they were both with the New York Jets, according to Fox Sports. Favre, however, denied texting her photos of his dick. Favre made the admission when he met with NFL officials last week. The league is investigating the incident and Favre could potentially [...]

Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings

10/24/2010 - 3:53 pm

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Brett Favre

Sarah: The key to this game will be defense. For both teams. Whether Minnesota and Douche Bag of the Century Jared Allen can knock Aaron Rodgers down as many times as they did last season, and whether the Packers can slow down Brett Favre in his second return to Lambeau Field as a Viking. Because [...]

It’s Official: Sterger Wants Money From Favre

10/22/2010 - 7:16 pm

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Brett Favre

This shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s familiar with money-grubbing whore behavior. Jenn Sterger is willing to accept a cash settlement from Brett Favre in lieu of talking to NFL officials about his cock texts. Let’s pause for a moment to be serious, though, before anyone condemns Sterger. She was the target of unwanted sexual advances. The [...]

Packers Getting Healthy

10/22/2010 - 2:30 pm

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Clay Matthews

This is not a misnomer. It is not misdirection. It’s not the old switcheroo. The Green Bay Packers are actually getting healthy, and just in time for the Minnesota Vikings, who come to town with their old, washed-up, dick-texting quarterback this weekend. Linebackers Clay Matthews and Brandon Chillar are expected to return to the lineup, [...]

10 Reasons We Hate Vikings Fans

10/21/2010 - 1:51 pm

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Vikings fan

Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say [...]

Matthews, Chillar And Tauscher Return, Neal Out

10/20/2010 - 2:37 pm

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Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers got some good news on the injury front, Wednesday, which is a refreshing change of pace for the team. The most important development is linebacker Clay Matthews returned to practice after missing last Sunday’s game with Miami. Matthews only took part in the jog through portion of practice, but barring a [...]

Sterger Lawyers Up, Favre Still Has Nothing To Say

10/20/2010 - 10:08 am

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Brett Favre

Well, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre had a conference call with Wisconsin reporters today and it was, predictably, boring. Even the hacks in Wisconsin are questioning him about the dick photos he allegedly texted to Jenn Sterger when they both were with the New York Jets. Staying true to form, Favre didn’t bite. “That’s a [...]

Deanna Favre Will Not Be Supporting Her Man This Week

10/19/2010 - 7:28 pm

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Deanna Favre

I’ve been wondering where Deanna Favre has been hiding while this whole Brett Favre Cockgate saga unfolds. The answer: not in plain view. No, Deanna has been silent and predictably so, since her husband has said absolutely nothing about his text-related dalliance with Jenn Sterger. Some would say Favre’s silence is essentially an admission of [...]

Aaron Rodgers Not Surprised Brett Favre Is A Dick

10/19/2010 - 9:42 am

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Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre

That’s right. It’s [intlink id="35" type="category"]Minnesota Vikings[/intlink] week, and with that comes the obligatory questions for Green Bay Packers quarterback [intlink id="25" type="category"]Aaron Rodgers[/intlink] about Minnesota Vikings quarterback [intlink id="41" type="category"]Brett Favre[/intlink] and their time together in Green Bay. As has been the case with all of the questions up to this point, Rodgers handles [...]