Monty McMahon, Author at Total Packers Total Packers

Monty McMahon

Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys beer, women, whiskey and Green Bay Packers football. Monty dislikes Vikings and Bears, and also Vikings.


Posts by Monty McMahon

Vikings Laying the Groundwork to Bench Christian Ponder

06/19/2013 - 11:28 am

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Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder doesn’t appear to have such a firm grip on the starting quarterback job for the Minnesota Vikings. He might get passed by Matt Cassel.

Aaron Rodgers Says Packers Are Under the Radar

06/19/2013 - 8:25 am

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Aaron Rodgers for Associated Bank

The Green Bay Packers get no respect according to Aaron Rodgers, but he likes it. Rodgers says the Packers are under the radar this season.

It’s the Offseason, So… Cheerleaders

06/18/2013 - 11:40 am

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Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

This is a post about cheerleaders, so if you don’t like cheerleaders you should not come here. If you do — specifically cheerleaders in bikinis — then do.

Desmond Bishop is Motivated and Visiting the Vikings

06/18/2013 - 7:00 am

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Desmond Bishop

Desmond Bishop is more motivated than he’s ever been after being released by the Green Bay Packers. Of course, he’s visiting the Minnesota Vikings first.

Desmond Bishop is Getting Released

06/17/2013 - 12:40 pm

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Desmond Bishop

Our nightmare is about to become a reality. The Green Bay Packers have told inside linebacker Desmond Bishop they will release him. Totally brilliant move.

Of Course Chris Canty Has Been “Dominant”

06/17/2013 - 12:17 pm

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Chris Canty

The Green Bay Packers kicked the tires on defensive end Chris Canty earlier this offseason and then didn’t offer him a contract. He signed with Baltimore, where he’s been “dominant.”

Davon House Sounds Pretty Confident

06/17/2013 - 10:19 am

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Davon House

There’s going to be a four-way battle for the Green Bay Packers two starting cornerback spots and Davon House says you’ve got a whole other thing coming this season.

Alex Green is Packers No. 1 Back For Now

06/17/2013 - 7:54 am

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Alex Green

Alex Green sits atop the Green Bay Packers depth chart at running back entering training camp and says he’s healthy for the first time in over a year.

Donald Driver Way Was Unveiled on Saturday

06/16/2013 - 5:28 pm

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Donald Driver Way

The Green Bay Packers all-time leading receiver got his own street in Green Bay on Saturday when Donald Driver Way was unveiled. Looks like a party.

Aaron Rodgers Breaking Brett Favre’s Records is Preposterous

06/15/2013 - 7:00 am

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Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers

Brett Favre says Aaron Rodgers will break most of his records. Realistically, there’s no way in hell. Here’s the breakdown and why Brett Favre is a phony.

Jermichael Finley Has Learned to Speak in Sound Bites

06/14/2013 - 12:53 pm

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Jermichael Finley gets his groove back

We’ve got a whole new Jermichael Finley on our hands, folks! This Jermichael Finley does not complain about teammates and only speaks in sound bites.

Brett Favre is Proud of Aaron Rodgers Now

06/14/2013 - 9:51 am

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Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers at the NFL Honors

Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre will get back in your good graces yet! His PR tour continues with more praise for Aaron Rodgers and the fans.

Mike Wallace Turned Down Way More From the Vikings

06/14/2013 - 7:00 am

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Mike Wallace

How pathetic are the Minnesota Vikings? So pathetic they couldn’t lure free agent Mike Wallace even though they offered him $16 million more than anyone.

That Donald Driver Statue is Done

06/13/2013 - 12:52 pm

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Donald Driver statue

Just in time for his street dedication, the Donald Driver statue is done. It sits outside Titletown Brewing Co. and used to be a white guy wearing No. 88.

Classic Green Bay Packers Car

06/13/2013 - 10:17 am

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classic Green Bay Packers car

There are plenty of Green Bay Packers cars out there, but most of them look like shit. This classic beauty does not fall into that category. Check it out.

Mike McCarthy Makes a Guarantee

06/13/2013 - 8:10 am

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Mike McCarthy

Mike McCarthy is in the business of making guarantees now. He says the Green Bay Packers running game will be better in 2013. Can we fire him if he’s wrong?

Fred Smoot Shed Some More Light on the Love Boat

06/12/2013 - 12:17 pm

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Fred Smoot

Fred Smoot allegedly organized the Minnesota Vikings Love Boat excursion and nailed two hookers with a double dong. Now, he’s shed more light on the cruise.

Packers Still Trying to Get Rid of Desmond Bishop

06/12/2013 - 8:27 am

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Desmond Bishop

The Green Bay Packers are still trying to trade inside linebacker Desmond Bishop. If they can’t, they may release him. Our A.J. Hawk nightmare will live on.

Here’s Jay Cutler Looking Like Jay Cutler at His Wedding

06/12/2013 - 7:00 am

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Jay Cutler wedding

Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.

Packer Have Signed Terrell Sinkfield, Who Ran a 4.19 40

06/11/2013 - 12:48 pm

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Terrell Sinkfield

The Green Bay Packers have signed receiver Terrell Sinkfield, who ran the fastest 40-yard-dash at a pre-draft workout on record. 4.19, people!

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