That right there is Vijay. You might know him as the dude who is way to into the draft around here. We went to college together.
Many brain cells… lost.
He went down to Chicago for draft weekend and he managed to get himself on television.
What did he do with this opportunity? He used it wisely.
He was not phased by the presence of the cameras and the lights. He was ready for the big stage. Like Joe Montana leading a game-winning drive…
Vijay thoroughly jeered that fat bastard of a pretend football fan placed in front of him and thus, the entirety of the pretend football organization known as the Minnesota Vikings.
What sort of scumbaggery were the Queens up to at this moment? Doesn’t matter.
It’s all scumbaggery when the Minnesota Vikings are involved.
Like look at that chili-stained fuck there with his stupid horns on. Where are his kids? They were here 20 minutes ago.
They’re gone now because HE FUCKING ATE THEM!
He likes the pick, though!
MacKensie Alexander, cornerback from Clemson.
FAILURE!
I know it. Already.
He’s a Viking.
What else could he be?
NOTHING!
And Vijay was there to let them know about it.
I feel like a proud father.