Here’s the Green Bay Packers Pro Bowl team photo. From left to right we’ve got Hot Broad, Clay Matthews, Julius Peppers, Josh Sitton, John Kuhn, Other Hot Broad.
Here’s our question. What exactly is Sitton doing there?
Is he pointing at his junk? Is that some Hawaiian signal for “open for business?”
Anyway, absent, of course, from the festivities is quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Rodgers skipped out by citing a phantom injury.
The great Ted Butthole will be there, though. He’s sure to be worth the price of entry.