You know there’s only one thing that can be said here — typical Chicago Bears fans.
Let me just try to recount this lunacy as succinctly as possible.
The Bears lose to the Dallas Cowboys on Thursday night. Big surprise. Two Bears fans get stabbed in the parking lot after the game. It is initially reported that they were stabbed by a group of Cowboys fans.
Well, on Friday we learned that the two Bears fans were stabbed by… wait for it… other Bears fans!
Because… OF FUCKING COURSE!
You KNOW this story can only get better.
What provoked this stabbing, you ask?
One of the Bears fans who got stabbed says it was because he said he wished he were a Green Bay Packers fan.
“I was saying the Packers are awesome this year, why can’t I be born a Packers fan?”
Well, naturally that caused another Bears fan to throw a beer, which hit him right in the face. Then things got stabby.
I’m sure there’s a lesson to be learned here, but I don’t know what the hell it is. Oh, wait… yes I do. It’s that Bears fans are bunch of fucking idiots.
It probably will not surprise you to find out that all parties involved here were drinking. The victims’ injuries were not serious and, much like the Bears defense, the perps are nowhere to be found.