Greg Jennings is still alive. Did you know that?
Indeed. He plays football for the Minnesota Vikings.
You might recall that Jennings — when he was actually relevant — played football for the Green Bay Packers. So naturally, some media types tracked Jennings down this week and were all like, “Hey Greg, do you miss Green Bay and being awesome?”
Well, Greg Jennings does not miss Green Bay or being awesome it seems.
“Honestly, to be honest, no,” Jennings said. “It doesn’t because — and this is sincerity right here — it really has nothing to do with football. From a football standpoint, I would have loved to have finished my career out in Green Bay, but from where I am spiritually and where I am with my family and the growth that we’ve had because of what we have around us educationally — and there was some great educational systems there, as well — but this is a step up for us.
“We’re just embracing it. We’re excited to be here, and not just because of what football affords and presents but because of everything else that comes with it.”
Jennings has obviously gotten dumber since moving to Minnesota. As the first two sentences of his reply attest, words and coherent thoughts are no longer his friend.
To be expected.
And hey, more importantly, Green Bay doesn’t miss you either, Greg. You’re a turd. We’ve got Letroy Guion to take up our turd quota now.
Anyway, Jennings went on to detail more of what he likes about being a Viking… we imagine.
“You know, winning is not at all important to me, so I don’t mind playing for the Vikings. Hell, I know they’re a joke, but they’re a joke that paid me a boatload of money! Nine million a year! Do you believe that shit? This isn’t about winning. It’s about money and it’s about Greg Jennings’ ego. I mean… faith. Obee-kaybee?”