The Chicago Bears played the New York Jets last night. I failed to give any shits, but I do know the Bears won and are now 2-1. However, Jay Cutler.
CUTTY!
Cutty! took being a douche to his usual high level last night and all he had to do was show up.
What is this substance filling up the building? Oh, Cutty! is here, huh? I guess it’s douche!
What’s that smell? Smells like… douche. Oh, Cutty! is in the building, you say?
Check it out. Cutty! is SOOOOOOOO Cutty!
DOOOOOOOOOOOON’T CAAAAAAAAAAARE!
Jay Cutler arrives for #CHIvsNYJ. #MNF pic.twitter.com/EaRr5vTNsF
— NFL (@NFL) September 22, 2014
Note the slight gunt. Cutty! has obviously been hanging out at Stan Makita’s.