About the only enjoyable moment of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Detroit Lions was the one where Leos linebacker Stephen Tulloch injured himself celebrating.
Way to go, Bill Gramatica. You stupid son of a bitch…
Tulloch sacked Aaron Rodgers in the first half. It was one of two Lions’ sacks on the day. Seemed like they had about five, didn’t it? Anyway, what we didn’t notice — probably because that was the most boring football game in the NFL’s history and we were more enthralled with Candy Crush — was that Tulloch was trying to do Rodgers’ championship belt celebration.
Now, forget that Rodgers — the way he’s playing — will probably never, ever do the championship belt again.
You just don’t do another guy’s move. It’s like if the Macho Man suddenly decided he was going to use the DDT as his finishing move or Sub-Zero used the Soul Stealer for a fatality.
Get your own fucking move, you unoriginal bastard.
And so karma was bound to come back and bite this moron in the ass. It did. He injured his knee on the celebration and didn’t play afterward.
Tulloch could be seen standing around on the sideline with an ice bag around the knee thereafter. He says it isn’t serious, but we sure hope it is.