Who Wants a Vintage Green Bay Packers RV?
For a measly $20,000 all of your dreams can come true (providing your dreams are limited to driving and possibly living in a Green Bay Packers RV).
Nothing says, “Listen, motherfucker. I am taking over this roadway. Get the fuck out of my path,” like this bad boy. Am I right?!
It’s perfect for driving through the suburbs of Chicago. And I mean that literally. Like driving through their lawns, running over their mailboxes, sideswiping their BMWs… shit like that. It would be even better if you did this with your bare ass hanging out the window, while your arm and middle finger were extended in the same direction.
Tough to drive while you’re simultaneously mooning someone AND flipping them off, though. Trust me on this one.
You can also take this bad boy to games. And just think of the parties you can have! Not to mention there’s got to be a great secret compartment inside of this thing where you can stash the bodies of Minnesota Vikings fans or that hooker you killed when the party really hit its stride.
Seriously, this thing is for sale from Lynch Truck Center. Its former owner recently passed away. We’re not clear if he died inside the RV or not, but who cares about a stiff or two when you’re partying in a Packers RV?
Here’s the brief description from the website.
CUSTOM PAINTED WITH A 455, FWD, NEW GENERATOR, ROOFTOP A/C, AIR SUSPENSION, ROOF VENTS AND UPDATED FURNACE. HAS BEEN STORED INSIDE WHEN IT WASN’T AT A GAME!
Check that out. ALL CAPS! Must be SUPER AWESOME!