College Clay Matthews Looked Kind of Awkward

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College Clay Matthews

College Clay Matthews

Hi, I’m College Clay Matthews, will you go to the spring formal with me?

You see, Clay Matthews didn’t always have long, flowing locks that he could whip around and make the ladies swoon. At one point in his life he had short hair. Actually, for most of his life.

He used to look like this.

young Clay Matthews

He also used to wear lots of pink. That’s probably changed too.

At some point when Matthews was in college he said, I must grow my hair out like Thor so I can whip my long, golden locks around and make the ladies swoon.

Of course, there’s that awkward time when you’re growing your hair out and it’s not quite long enough to be awesome, but too long for you to look clean cut.

It’s the time when you either look like a bum or a girl.

We’ll let you decide which one College Clay Matthews looks like. That headband kind of makes you lean a little more one way than the other though, doesn’t it?

Now, of course, there’s this fine piece of man meat. Don’t say we just pander to the fellas, ladies.

Clay Matthews shirtless


About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

5 Comments on "College Clay Matthews Looked Kind of Awkward"

  1. Kathy

    That “in-between” stage when you decide to grow out your hair is always awkward. The headband doesn’t help, either.

  2. nurseratchett@work

    Thanks for the last pic, it will help get the Jan Brady top pic out of my brain…….

    You still owe the chicks that come to this site more shirtless team pics–come on, Monty, you have a whole SECTION called “BROADS”!

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