There’s probably one lurking around the corner of wherever you are right now! That is, a Green Bay Packers fan.
Why do I say this? Well, as you’ve probably noticed, the Green Bay Packers didn’t play this past weekend. They didn’t play the one before either.
Because their defense sucks. And their team-building strategy sucks. But that’s another story.
Two teams that did play this weekend are the Denver Broncos and New England Patriots. They played in Denver and much to my chagrin, Peyton Manning didn’t pull his usual big-game choke and choke in the big game. He still has one more game with an opportunity to choke in though and the good news is, he’s done it before on the same stage!
That’s beside the point though.
Who was at that game in Denver? At least one creepy-ass Green Bay Packers fan.
How do I know?
Aaron Rodgers in the house, bitches!
Maybe that’s why Tom Brady kept overthrowing wide open motherfuckers. He was distracted by the dude in the Aaron Rodgers’ jersey.
Clearly, regardless of what any Chach says, No. 12 in green was the best quarterback in building. Even though he wasn’t, technically, in the building.
QB1, baby! GBP!