Aaron Rodgers on The Globe

Well, you know you’re pretty famous when they bother to write some crap about you in one of those stupid supermarket tabloids. That’s where Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has found himself.

You know, because someone speculated that he might be gay. And that’s good enough for a story in The Globe!

Betrayed by hunk! Gay scandal! Wooooooooooooo!

First of all, I wouldn’t really call the dude Rodgers is reputedly gay with a hunk. Second of all, I didn’t know it was a scandal to be gay.

And never mind that Rodgers says he likes women and has dated a number of hot ones.

These are just semantics. Totally not important here.

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