Aaron Rodgers: QB1

Yeah, we told you about that fucking nonsensical, get-us-some-traffic-to-our-shitty-site report that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was gay, this morning.

That shit storm was cause by said website, which doesn’t deserve us naming or linking to it again, and some “spy” who you’d think was apparently on the scene.

Well, no. The “spy” was just some asshole reader who wrote in and said, hey, I think Aaron Rodgers is gay! Here’s the obvious proof!

And the proof was shit, at best. More like unadulterated speculation.

However!

It’s Tuesday. And you know what that means! It means Tuesday’s With Aaron… or whatever the fuck they call that over there in Milwaukee. More importantly, it means Jason Wilde asking Rodgers real questions.

Not just football questions. But shit about his personal life.

Here’s where we’ll credit Wilde for probing — or trying to probe — Rodgers about his reported engagement to Destiny Newton last year.

He may get his material from here, but at least he uses it!

So, Aaron are you gay? And if you are, do you want to come out of the closet right now and be the only openly-gay player in the NFL while your team is preparing for a playoff matchup with the San Francisco 49ers?

“I’m not gay,” Rodgers said.  “I really, really like women. That’s all I can say about that.”

Well, good news for all you homophobes. You can totally rest easy now. QB1 has confirmed that he is not, in fact, gay.

We told you this morning. We also told you it didn’t matter.

And now that I think about it, here’s the rub. I grew up in northwoods Wisconsin, where you don’t find anyone who’s openly gay. And for good reason — some stupid fucking redneck would kick their ass.

Because “Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! I no understand or like what you do!”

At any rate, what the fuck ever…

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