Greg Jennings Freaking Out? You Bet!

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Greg Jennings

So the Minnesota Vikings somehow managed to beat the Washington Redskins 34-27 on Thursday night.

I say somehow, because I don’t know how it happened. Because why would I watch a piece of shit game like that? I mean, Oregon was playing Stanford. Baylor was playing Oklahoma. The Lakers were playing the Rockets. The Galaxy was playing Real Salt Lake.

All of those things, even though only two of the games were even somewhat close, are infinitely more exciting than watching two awful NFL teams slog around in their awfulness for three hours.

From what I gather, it went something like this. Christian Ponder was just outstanding, as usual, and then he went out with a shoulder injury. Matt Cassell came in and finished off another Vikings victory…

Actually, Adrian Peterson had two touchdowns and the Vikings had four sacks of Bob Griffin, so that’s probably the best summary.

Where’s stud receiver Greg Jennings, you ask? Uh….

Well, Greg put up a solid three catches for 18 yards. He also freaked the fuck out at the end of the game. Why? Something to do with someone calling a time out.

Like I said, didn’t watch that piece of dog shit game. Nonetheless, Greg Jennings freaking out is funny and that’s really all you need to know.

Oh, and the Vikings are 2-7. They’ll surely be ripping off another seven straight wins to win the North. Just ask any Vikings fan.

Greg Jennings freaking out

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

16 Comments on "Greg Jennings Freaking Out? You Bet!"

    • Phatgzus

      Lol, uh-huh; good thing he’ll be back this year, and then next year, and then the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, ya dig muthahfuckhaa?

      And who would the Vikings be without AD? The Amsterdam Admirals, that’s who.

  1. Phatgzus

    This just solidifies his status as a diva, if it wasn’t already. I’m amazed Frazer actually gave AD the ball. One of the few times I wanted the Vikings to win-keep marching toward mediocrity so you earn a mid-round draft pick which you’ll blow on another lousy QB whilst AD wastes away, Minnesota.

  2. Don Q

    BallsDeep is exaggerating. I guess that’s what happens when you’re preoccupied with a mouth brimming with nut hair.

  3. Don Q

    A marginal Packers season is a win in a Viking fan’s book. Futility at it’s finest. I just couldn’t imagine how shitty it would feel to hang my hat on another team’s misfortune. No wonder Minnesotans are such passive agressive assholes. Negativety courses through their veins. The Packers are far from being out of contention as of now. Go Pack Go! Next man up.

  4. tedtomato

    Funny shit as usual Don! Those fucking trolls..greggy might be getting more touches now that that readheaded pecker licker rudolph is out 4-6 weeks..and simpson should get a few games suspension. Guess he’ll soon see how ARod made him $10 mil a year. I think we win 2 of next 4 and run table when Rodgers gets back. Cant wait to see greg and his purple shitstains buried under the turf at Lambeau!

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