Packers > Vikings
With the scumbag Minnesota Vikings coming to town this week and their long history of trying to pilfer Green Bay Packers players through free agency — you know, because they can’t groom anyone any good themselves — we thought we’d take a look at the history here.
With a definitive ranking!
We know a scumbag when we see one and most of them wear purple. So, for this particular list, we’re going to list the least scummy to the most scummy.
By the way, have you noticed this only flows one way? The Vikings sign ex-Packers. The Packers never sign ex-Vikings because, well, their players fucking suck donkey.
Actually, I take that back. There was one guy — Gilbert Brown. He only ended up in Green Bay because the Vikings were idiots and cut him after spending a third-round pick on him in 1993.
Seriously. These fucking morons spent a third-round pick on a guy and then cut him before the regular season the same year. Brilliant! Don’t let a guy develop at all! Just throw away that high draft pick!
Brown, of course, went on to become one of the best defensive tackles in the game during the ’90s and is a Packers Hall of Famer.
Anyway, you get it. The Minnesota Vikings are, have always been and always will be the finest collection of turds in the NFL. Now, let’s get to it!