Morgan Burnett is a Longhaired Hippy No More

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Morgan Burnett

Morgan Burnett

Green Bay Packers safety Morgan Burnett is going against the grain. At least as far as being a member of the Packers secondary. The dreadlocks are gone. That’s a before picture above.

Here’s the after.

We were seriously starting to think you had to have dreadlocks in order to make the Packers secondary. Tramon Williams, Jerron McMillian, M.D. Jennings, Packers great Al Harris… all dreadlocked.

Way to clean it up and go for the big boy look, Morgan!

If he ever gets back on the field, the lack of that gigantic head of hair will surely make Burnett faster and more aerodynamic. Of course, he better get fitted for a tighter helmet first.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

16 Comments on "Morgan Burnett is a Longhaired Hippy No More"

  1. TyKo Steamboat

    Does this mean he is playing October 6th against the Kittens?

    I am the biggest kittens fan on the planet October the 29th, however.

  2. Lee

    Congratulations on the new look, MB! Cooler, lighter, faster, and now the opponents won’t be able to grab the hair and pull you down by it. A little bit more “edge”.

  3. dj

    Don’t forget Mckenzie. In order to make the Packers secondary you need dreadlocks and you can’t possess the ability to cover or tackle anybody

  4. tedtomato

    Thats so you cant recognize him when he fucks up..kinda like being invisible. Youd think this turd is the second coming of we need him back..yes. is he gonna make a huge impact? I highly doubt it.

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