Who Wants These Damn Packers Shareholders Meeting Tickets?

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Green Bay Packers shareholder ticket 2013

Green Bay Packers shareholder ticket 2013

You’ll probably remember when I was bitching about the Green Bay Packers shareholders meeting tickets the other day. Well, obviously I’m not going, but that doesn’t mean you can’t go.

The meeting is July 24 at 11 a.m. I’ve got four tickets.

Why the hell do I have four tickets, you might ask? Because I have two shares of stock, which means I own a bigger percentage of the Packers than most people.

Actually, it just means that I bought a share of stock and my dad also bought me one at the same time as a Christmas gift. And, you know, you can’t return this shit like you can normal Christmas gifts, so I’m stuck with two shares.

Each shareholder gets two tickets to the meeting, hence, my four tickets.

I don’t really expect this to be a hot item, but it’s a long summer and maybe some of you out there want to do something Packers related. Or maybe you just want an excuse to skip out of work. Or maybe you want to pretend you’re a shareholder and, as such, way cooler than your non-shareholder friends.

All of those are perfectly valid reasons for wanting to take these tickets off my hands.

So I’ll tell ya what — two people can have a pair of tickets to the Packers shareholders meeting courtesy of this website.

All you have to do is tell us why you deserve them. Or even why you would want them. And then we’ll decide who had the best answers and throw a pair of tickets in the mail to those people.

And if you’re a woman, feel free to email us sexy photos of yourself in your Packers gear. You’ll probably shoot right to the top of the list. And if you’re a guy, don’t be dissuaded by that statement because, well, there are only five women that read this site right now.

Put it in the comments (or send me an email).

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

17 Comments on "Who Wants These Damn Packers Shareholders Meeting Tickets?"

  1. FITZCORE1252

    I’ve got a couple that aren’t going to be used, pretty sure my wife and kids already threw theirs away, but I for sure have a minimum of two that I’ll gladly give away… Tell me where to send em.

  2. Ryan

    I gave mine to my dad so he could take some co-workers or something. Apparently old guys enjoy going to that thing. I really don’t find any joy in it, other than the free tours they sometimes give of the locker room and such – ya know, so I can pretend to be a big-time ESPN reporter and all.

    I’m impressed 5 chicks read this site, by the way

  3. John Valenton

    I’m from California and its so tough to be a Packers fan and owner in the Bay Area. Regardless, I would love to come to the share holders meeting to be in title town!

  4. NEWpackerJERSEY

    Fitzcore, if this Electronic Magic Machine works like its supposed to, my address is 100 Central Ave., Fort Lee, New Jersey, 07024, apartment 2A….PLEASE SEND. (If it doesn’t work out, I’m sure Monty will consider me, seeing as though I’m the asshole who wants em bad enough to throw my hoke address out there like that…)

  5. Vijay

    I live in WI and love my Packers and would never sit through that crap even if it was FREE. I’ve got better things to do with my time.

  6. Quinn

    I am doing a tour of lambeau on July 25 & 26 with my wife. I can think of no better way to punish her than to add an extra day and sit through this. If you have 2 left, email me. I’ll take them.
    Note: 18 years of marriage and she is taking a trip to training camp with me. First one. I just wanna see some of the biz side too.

  7. Eli

    I don’t deserve them. But I would gladly attend the meeting. I’m willing to be a walking billboard for totalpackers.com when I attend, anything but facial tattoos. T

    • Monty McMahon

      If you carry a sign that says I love TotalPackers.com and take some photos with people for us, they’re yours. What do you say?

      • Eli

        Ya I’m completely down. Will they let me carry a sign into the meeting? I was thinking a tshirt, but you would know better then me.

      • Eli

        You can email me whenever to figure out the details. I would make a nice sign, not some hand written crap. What if I’m not able to use all four? I don’t want them to go to waste…A group would obviously be ideal. Did you need me to go with other people to do this?

  8. FITZCORE1252

    Good news, Jersey. The kids indeed tossed theirs, but the wife hadn’t yet. They’re in the mailbox… 4 of them coming your way.

    Are you road tripping from Jersey for some camp or what?

  9. NEWpackerJERSEY

    FITZ-SSCCCOORRREEEE!!! Thanks so much man, I really appreciate that! I wasnt able to buy any stock when they went on sale so this is perfect in terms of memoribilia, bud! I’m giving HEAVY consideration to coming down for camp or a preseason game, but NO DOUBT I’m going to a season game. I have the Sports Illustrated from when they were 13-0(?) and Aaron and Co. made the cover as “The Perfect Pack”. Thats coming your way (if its still untattered lol), with a new New Era Packers cap like the one McCarthy wears with the sharpie stickin out the back lol Just showing my appreciation mah man!

  10. FITZCORE1252

    I’ve got Packer shit coming out the ears man, I don’t need no mo nuttin! I folded them as little as possible to get into a regular envelope, didn’t know they were going to be wall hangers… They should be good.

  11. Ryan

    To the folks going this year, I hope you enjoy it. I guess you’ll get to do self-guided tours of the new parts of the stadium, which as a construction guy I think I would actually really enjoy.
    Be sure to keep an eye out for my favorite guy there – the one with a custom jersey and wedge of cheese on his head proclaiming to everyone that he’s an NFL owner and wants to take pictures with everybody and will hand out his own playing card detailing his life story and how you can get a hold of him to speak at your next big function. What a turd that guy is. He must not realize that (almost) everyone there is also an owner, hence the title shareholder’s meeting. Reminds me some dumb replacement ref who blew a call and can’t take himself out of the spotlight now.

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