Here Are Renderings of New Minnesota Vikings Stadium

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Minnesota Vikings stadium

Minnesota Vikings stadium

Oh boy is this new Minnesota Vikings stadium going to be awesome!

The Queens released renderings of what the stadium is going to look like yesterday. As you can see, they already have their corporate sponsor lined up.

In addition, the stadium will have a fixed roof, large rotating doors on one side and transparent walls designed to give it an outdoor feel in a climate-controlled environment. In other words, these pussies are still going to play indoors.

The roof will be the largest transparent roof in the world, so hooray for that.

Unfortunately, Minneapolis won’t be able to change the team that plays inside. They’re still going to be stuck with Vikings.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

22 Comments on "Here Are Renderings of New Minnesota Vikings Stadium"

  1. Old Man At Gym

    Too bad for all the Packers fans that live in Minnesota that will be paying for this stadium.

    ViQueens blow. Packers own those little bitches.

  2. Phatgzus

    Because Hormel chili is the best thing to ever happen to Minnesota (including the MoA) and it’s clearly the official sponsor of the Minnesota Vikings.

  3. GrnMAchineCrushesQueens

    “Now God can watch his Purple Son run through mere mortals on “His” day (and sometimss Mondays and Thursdays, too)” – Rabid Packer Fan

  4. Andy

    I dont see the need for such an extravagant stadium when the tax payers are coming up with most of the cash. Some one should call bullshit on this and make them build a normal ball park not some jerry jones wet dream type thing

  5. It’s hideous. Possibly harder to look at than the Metrodome. Aren’t there any competent architects up there? At least JerryWorld is cool looking. Another Viking fumble.

  6. Don Q

    It looks like a sci-fi Alien spacecraft. I suppose with all the butt-probing the queens are gonna take in that hole-in-the-ground would render the design appropriate.

    Nice touch with the hormel chili Montey!

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