The Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is Back in Action!

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Daunte Culpepper

Daunte Culpepper

You remember The Love Boat, don’t you? It was the scumbag Minnesota Vikings at their scummiest, which also probably makes it one of the greatest moments in Minnesota Vikings history.

It went something like this…

Oh, wait. Wrong Love Boat.

Replace Captain Stubing with Vikings legend Daunte Culpepper and Isaac the bartender with all-around turd Bryant McKinnie, throw in some hookers, sex toys, booze, Fred Smoot and… swab the decks, matey!

Well, rejoice. That very boat, formerly known as the Minnetonka Queen, is back in action in Iowa of all places, as Scandalous. If you make your way down to the Iowa Great Lakes area, you can even take a dinner and drinks cruise aboard it.

Although the thought of eating dinner in a place where Bryant McKinnie once ate out a whore is disgusting to me, it’s probably a dream honeymoon for Vikings fans.

Just head on over to Parks Marina the next time you’re in Okoboji.

(via Deadspin)

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

18 Comments on "The Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is Back in Action!"

  1. TT is a butt hole

    Man, I don’t know if there is enough bleach or disinfectant on this earth for me to have a steak on that boat.

    • Vijay

      As long as we can take a dump on your face when we need to use the restroom, all will be fine on this love cruise! So come aboard hot Carl!

  2. Bryan

    I live in Okoboji and couldn’t be more excited about this happening. I can’t wait to be on it and make fun of the queens. Simply amazing. Butch parks is the man.

  3. Tucson Packer

    Somebody please re-make that love boat intro and make those faces instead those of Culpepper, McKinnie etc. The music is fine, maybe just add pictures of the Minnetonka Queen in there. Thank you in advance

  4. fake penis

    I heard from a friend of a friend that Fred Smoot actually took place in some ‘golden shower’ activities with a pro on the boat. I guess he was wearing swim goggles on his head the rest of the night. sickos!

    • Shawn

      Ever see an American hooker? Gross as hell… unless they are 3 grand a night like Chris Farley had the night he kicked it… then maybe.

  5. BD Swingin'

    There are plenty if hookers in Minnesota. They hand out welfare & free insurance to anybody that makes less then 30k per year… Must be a tough life to lay on your back for a living.

  6. Wtf

    That was the most disgusting and classless football article I’ve ever read. You people are the shame of our fan base for writing this

    • Monty McMahon

      It’s always good to know there are people who are humorless. I hope you were given a pretty face.

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