Aaron Rodgers Gets All the Broads Because He’s So Cool
The Wisconsin Sports Awards were Thursday night and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was there. So was receiver Randall Cobb, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun and a bunch of other people.
Some people won awards, but mostly, Rodgers just looked cool and pulled broads because that’s what Rodgers does. See that skinny tie? Notice he did not remove the sunglasses on the red carpet? See the entourage?
So smooth! Like silk!
As such, broads were just flying across the room to attach themselves to Rodgers. That’s because he’s a pussy magnet. It took me a moment, but I figured out the chicks in these photos are the Fox Sports Wisconsin Girls. Why does Fox Sports Wisconsin need girls? Probably because they’re insecure.
But check ‘em out. They’re all pretty hot. In fact, I can’t make a choice between the three of them (as if I had to choose). I’m leaning towards the brunette, though. Feel free to add that to your resume.