young Desmond Bishop

Why are we digging up shit like this? Nothing better to do! And besides, who doesn’t want to see what their football heroes looked like as wee lads? Green Bay Packers linebacker Desmond Bishop looked like this.

And as someone pointed out on his Twitter feed, he’s all ears.

All the better to hear you with, my dear.

In case you were wondering, this is what Bishop looks like today — a goddam beast that will eat your children. Still got those ears, though. That would be him on the left, by the way.

Desmond Bishop and his wife