Casey Hayward Got Braces!
We know you were waiting breathlessly for this announcement — Green Bay Packers cornerback Casey Hayward just got braces.
He posted the photo on his Instagram account today.
Chicks dig dudes with braces, bro. Actually, I’m thinking of dudes with straight teeth. That’s actually what chicks dig. But hey, you’re on the right path now, bro!
Personally, I like the Lacoste hat. Where might a gentleman like myself get one of those?
Now that Hayward isn’t worrying about what his teeth look like, perhaps he can improve upon his team-leading six interceptions in 2013. That should put him at All Pro level or at least in the Pro Bowl.
It should also allow us to see much less of Tramon Williams whiffing at tackles, which is an added bonus.