Football relevance? None. Relation to Green Bay Packers? Even less. Kate Upton doing what Kate Upton does best… Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

It looks like she’s on the cover of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, gents. And you know, that magazine is totally about sports and not sex or anything else.

We love how they also managed to cram Katherine Webb in the issue. We also love how they still call it the swimsuit issue even though there are hardly any swimsuits. Let’s see, topless girl on cover. Check. Same girl in nothing but body paint inside. Check.

They should start calling it the Our One Profitable Issue of the Year That Makes Up For All the Other Issues That are Actually About Sports, But Not at All Profitable Issue. Or maybe the They’re Not Technically Naked So You Can Still Buy it if You’re Under 18, Please Buy it Issue.

Anyway, here’s the damn cover.

Kate Upton 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue

 

(Via Styleite)

Related Posts: