Comments on: Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone

By: Phatgzus

Phatgzus — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 11:41:41 +0000

Lol, nice.

By: rich

rich — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 20:40:29 +0000

Wow did I log onto CNN by accident.
Give me a Fing break. Change the channel if you don’t like it.

On to football. Didn’t matter if onder played. Packers game plan was right on. Killed the cover 2 defense that they will see therest of the way.
Would like to see Cobb more involved this week. Hopefully he is close to 100% now.

By: Iltarion

Iltarion — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:36:55 +0000

Ponder is married now. His wife probably told him not to play.

Chmura may know the injury, but he isn’t a QB. Lifting the arm above the shoulder wasn’t a requirement of his job or necessary when accosting an 18 year old girl and therefore would be a minor injury to Chmura.

Relax, ladies. If Ponder did have a vagina, he would be a hell of a lot more popular around here.

By: E. Wolf

E. Wolf — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:56:00 +0000

I do hate Favre, and feel that when the time comes, us among the hardline need to start a concerted petition to prevent his number from being retired. The Packer Hall of Fame must admit him-to do otherwise is to deny history.
Be that as it may, I still admire how tough that sonofabitch was. That record of consecutive names will never be broken, and although he is disgraced, that distinction is still held by a Packer.
When I think of this it just makes me sad-how the hell could he have ever done this to us?

By: Crash

Crash — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:25:11 +0000

Breaking news: Christian Ponder lacks actual vagina, acts like one anyway.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:24:27 +0000

I just have this feeling the guys who are insulted by this post (way too many) are having a hard time getting girlfriends these days and/or can’t get it up and feel closer to their race. Common man it’s a joke get over it!

By: Phatgzus

Phatgzus — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 07:40:31 +0000

Jack Youngblood played many games with a broken fibula.

By: Phatgzus

Phatgzus — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 07:35:28 +0000

First time Reggie White popped Favre (as an Eagle) Favre popped right up and asked him: “That all you got?” Much as many on here despise him, there is no doubting his toughness. Same goes for AD. Just gotta respect them for their ability, even willingness to withstand pain.

By: E. Wolf

E. Wolf — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:59:42 +0000

Chmura basically said as much on his radio program.
It’s hard for me to hate Ponder the way I do most Vikings-he seems like an ok guy who just drafted to a team I hate. But there can be no doubt he is not on the same level as guys you listed, notably among them the Iron Man #4. As much as I hate him, he still commands my respect for playing every week after taking beatings from animals like Warren Sapp on any given Sunday.

By: PackAttack

PackAttack — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:50:44 +0000

In response to the matter at hand. Christian Ponder and the Vikings clearly fucked the dog on this one. Ponder, unbeknown to Vikings fans, has supposedly had this “recurring” problem since before he was drafted. He’s had his bursa sac go on him a few times at Florida State and “supposedly” the Vikings knew this prior to taking him (dumbest pick ever by the way). So not only did the Vag-Queens draft this loser (another insult to all the sensitive liberals on this board) but they also took him knowing full well he’s had this injury reoccur more than once.

But still, how does he come down with this injury early last week and still not play? The swelling and fluid buildup is the worst part of this injury, but in severe cases you can drain the elbow if need be after 4-5 days. You also can take a corticosteroid shot which reduces the swelling along with rest and ice. This is an injury which requires 2-3 week MAX in severe cases, since once the swelling and fluid buildup goes down you should be totally in the clear. Yet Ponder claims he couldn’t move his elbow or get any extension with his arm. Yet he was throwing passes before the game and 4-5 days after this injury supposedly occurred. Depending on and when that picture was taken, it doesn’t look like he or anyone else did anything to prevent the swelling or spell any of the fluid buildup. The better question is why the fuck is he taking a picture of it? Does he really need to let the mainstream public know what his arm looked like? Who cares, you lost, you didn’t play — like all the trolling Vike fans on here like that ugly dickless loser Chris Restirvo — you suck, you lost, go home.

Ponder did not want to play, case closed. The guy is a pussy, always has been. The greats play through pain. I’ve seen Philip Rivers play with a fucking torn ACL, Donovan McNabb played with a broken fibula, Favre played with busted fingers, ankles, arms — everything. Terrell Owens played with a fractured fibula and torn ankle ligaments, RG3 just played with a busted knee — do I really need to go through every guy in the NFL who’s played through significant pain and injuries — much more significant than a bursa sac? Ponder couldn’t have hurt his arm anymore than if he would have played, yes it might have been painful, but he could have played — he could clearly throw and we all know how much the Vikings throw to begin with.

The pussy didn’t want to play, case closed.