Let’s Discuss Clay Matthews’ New Sack Dance
I hadn’t brought this up before, mostly because I was blazingly drunk on Sunday and didn’t really notice, but Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews has a new sack dance.
And clearly he was thinking long and hard about it while he was injured.
The predator pose is a thing of the past. So what did we get when Matthews sacked Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler on Sunday?
Sexy time!
Several people have pointed out Matthews was doing Val Venis, a former WWE wrestler that played a porn star character. He had finishing moves called the Big Package and the Money Shot.
And… he obviously did this dance at some point. If my memory serves me — and it probably doesn’t — he did it when he entered the ring.
So, yay or nay on the new dance?
Personally, I don’t give a shit what Matthews does as long as he sacks the quarterback.
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12/20/2012 - 3:12 pm
SO FUCKING PIMP
12/20/2012 - 3:16 pm
Seriously though, after the game I heard mostly negative comments about it.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I lept out of my seat when i saw that shit. For him to do that at Soldier Field, after sacking Jay Cutler, en route to the division championship. That was so fucking money. The ultimate “FUCK YOU, TEDDY BEARS”.
Think about how Jay Cutler feels after eating that sack lunch, lying on the ground, and rolling over to watch the Bloodline get down with himself. Utter humiliation.
12/20/2012 - 3:35 pm
Ummmm yea….Let’s not discuss it, as i doubt he’s ever going to do that dance again…lol
12/20/2012 - 6:16 pm
The Predator is iconic. Don’t fix what isn’t broken.
Don’t mind the Bloodline mixing it up though.
12/20/2012 - 7:45 pm
Straight dope. It was magic mike BTW.
12/20/2012 - 8:12 pm
Who cares what he does. He’s back and he’s sacking motherfuckers. Dude could do balet out on the field for all I care.
12/20/2012 - 11:27 pm
It was ravishing rick rude, not Val Venis.
12/20/2012 - 11:48 pm
Loved it, perfect fuckin timing…
12/21/2012 - 5:51 am
I agree with the sentiment–CM3 can full on strip as long as hes back & sacking. That being said, he’s got some sweeet dance moves.
GO PACK GO!
12/21/2012 - 5:56 am
Too perfect. Keep this shit up, Clay!
12/21/2012 - 9:24 am
I give no shits what dance he does, so long as he’s doing often.
12/21/2012 - 9:42 am
homo sexual feelings – not a homo sexual, however
12/21/2012 - 9:53 am
The credit for this dance should go to Rick Rude.
12/21/2012 - 9:58 am
Total feil! Not lookin’ forward to our children emulating this on the playgrounds and school games around the country.
12/22/2012 - 3:07 pm
Your fail was a fail. I hope your son does this dance every morning when he finishes his malt-o-meal.
12/26/2012 - 4:20 pm
Look it up, el stupido amerikano. Si.
12/21/2012 - 12:26 pm
Way too self gratifying Clay. Act like you have been there before.
The predator gig, I could see that as it can be looked at as intimidation.
But this,,,teeters into something Finley would do.
Go Pack Sunday…Go Seahawks against the Niners!!!!!!!
12/21/2012 - 2:57 pm
i thought it was pretty fucking gay. stick with the predator and save that shit for queers like cam newton.
12/24/2012 - 7:38 am
^^What matt said….
12/24/2012 - 11:22 am
embarassing to watch , embarassing for him and the packers-not for the football field
01/29/2013 - 9:43 pm
Hey! How about us lady packet fans over here, this was beautiful. Say what you want but when I saw this I wanted to shower my TV with money.
01/29/2013 - 9:45 pm
*Packers* sorry guys :) I’m half asleep right now