About a generation ago, an ass-borne mouth breathing shitpile from Minnehithole decided he wanted to be cool. So he drove his fucking horse and buggy to the big city to see a Prince concert since that was the ONLY thing in the entire fucking state that was considered cool.

While at the concert he drank one beer. Fucked up out of his mined, he blew guts all over a black dude’s shoes. But the dude took pity on the shitpile and said ” ‘s cool “.

So when shitpile boy got back to the hive in rural Minneshithole, he told everyone about his adventure in the big city, including all the fun he had at the Prince concert. But because the backward fucks talk like they have a mouthful of used condoms, ” ‘s cool ” came out sounding like “Skol”.

And so, to this day, all Minneshitholeians pay homage to that day when they too have a drink, lose their fucking minds and say “Skol”.

Andrew:

Ha! Weak ass packer fans don’t want none!

Damn right we don’t want none of your shit players and bad luck! Who in their shit for brains mind would want anything to do with a team wearing purple and constantly ending up at the ass end of the NFL.