Oh No! Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Broke Up!

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Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy

We were saddened (not really) to hear the news this week that Chicago Bears meathead and linebacker Brian Urlacher and Playboy Playmate and bad actress Jenny McCarthy have ended their relationship.

This clears the way for Urlacher to go out with Paris Hilton again or to have some more bastard kids with random broads. He currently has three little meatheads with two different women.

What we’re really saddened about is that the relationship didn’t get to the stage where the couple got matching barbed wire arm tattoos. Because barbed wire arm tattoos are totally awesome, brah!

With that, we’ll get to the photos.

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8 Comments on "Oh No! Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Broke Up!"

  1. stubbyduck

    what an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. E. Wolf

    She looks fine, especially at almost 40. The question is not if there is any aftermarket work done—the question is, how much after-market work has been done.

  3. calipackfan

    I didn’t realize how Chicago fans really are because I live in California but I met one in school and he thinks Chicago is the best city in the world can’t stand it, I have never been there but I just don’t believe it is that good of a city.

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