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What happens when scalpers… I mean, ticket brokers happen to be located in a city where the football team is really crappy and the fans are a bunch of apathetic mouth-breathing turds?

Groupon discount!

Ticket King Minnesota is selling Minnesota Vikings tickets at up to 48 percent off for Friday’s home game.

Here’s the description:

Minnesota seeks to gather momentum after last week’s preseason win, which featured two late-game pick sixes.

Yeeeeeehaaaaa!

Why they’d bother acquiring Minnesota Vikings tickets at all this year is beyond us.¬†Then again, they’re Minnesotans. Obviously not the cream of the intellectual crop.

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