Evict the Bastards!
This little nugget came to our attention this morning. A Green Bay landlord, who also happens to be a Green Bay Packers fan, rented his home near Lambeau Field to (unknowingly) to couple of doucher Chicago Bears fans.
The following was posted on the Landlord Protection Agency.
I know you guys will laugh and call me a “troll”, but here’s my very real situation.
I own a home in Green Bay, Wisconsin. My job took me down Lake Michigan a ways towards Milwaukee, but I do plan on living back in Green Bay when I retire in a few years, so I am renting the place out as I do not want to sell it. As you can imagine, people are VERY fanatic about the Green Bay Packers there. My new tenants lied to me on my application and are actually Chicago Bears fans! They have made this known by putting out Bears crap all over the front lawn (flags, lawn gnomes, placemats, etc.). This has pissed off my neighbors something fierce as they do not want to live next to such blowhards.
Can I evict them based on their lying to me on my application about being Packer fans? I would never have rented to them if I knew they were not as my house is located within walking distance of Lambeau field. I’d rather take a loss and stay there the 8 times a year I go a Packers game instead of renting to some Bears fans.
Any help you can give would be appreciated.
Of course, this is all a ruse. Unlike some of you out there, we understand what the term satire means. Not surprisingly, many people on the forum (and elsewhere) are taking it completely seriously.
One commenter notes how some idiot radio DJ talked about the post on his show for about 15 minutes. Guess where this radio program is based.
If you choose Minneapolis, you win!
(Via SportsGrid, which was also taken by this)
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