Percy Harvin

The last we checked in with Minnesota Vikings nutjob Percy Harvin, he was leaving minicamp because he was ticked off about something, telling us it wasn’t his contract, demanding a trade and then coming back the next day after presumably making a point that everyone missed.

Well, Harvin showed up at Vikings training camp yesterday like he was supposed to, much to everyone’s surprise. He didn’t say anything, but he didn’t need to because coach Leslie Frazier vomited some stupidity for him.

“He wants to bring a championship to Minnesota and when that’s the case, we can all work towards the same common goal. All of us working towards bringing a championship to Minnesota and that’s where he is and that tells me that he has a chance to be the type of leader he can be.”

A championship to Minnesota… hahahahahaha!

And today we thank our lucky stars for three things. 1. We are not from Minnesota, 2. We are not Percy Harvin and, 3. We are not fans of that butthole of an organization known as the Minnesota Vikings.

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