Vote: Best Jay Cutler Photo Caption
You remember when we had that awesome photo of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler walking his dog and asked you to caption it? Well, here are the captions we chose as finalists.
We’re going to send a swag box of Green Bay Packers stuff to the winner. It will include the excellent book (in hardcover, no less) America’s Quarterback: Bart Starr and the Rise of the National Football League. You’ll get extra satisfaction while reading it, knowing they’d never write such a book about any Chicago Bears quarterback.
We’re also going to throw in some Green Bay Packers Gatorade. Does it taste like Green Bay Packers? Who knows, but it says Green Bay Packers on the label and that’s good enough for us.
Lastly, we’re going to throw in a copy of My Dirty Little Secrets: The Tony Mandarich Story. Yeah, it’s also hardcover. And sure, he’s a dirtbag who never wanted to play for the Packers, but at least he’s also a failure.
Vote early and often. There are no limits on how many times you can vote. Answers are randomized, so we’re not showing any favorites, but let’s be honest — our favorite is the comment that references a certain gravy boat purchased for a certain wedding that was supposedly returned once said nuptials were called off.
We don’t recall seeing a credit on our statement from Crate & Barrel.
Anyway, get to it!
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